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Wonk retweeted
10 Oct 2024
Being from the Midwest is admiring the house on a hill but saying “imagine that driveway in a couple months”
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RT @monisha_rajesh: How is anyone with empathy supposed to function on a daily basis when there is nothing but rolling footage of burnt and…
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Wonk retweeted
8 Oct 2024
Underfunding public schools
4 Oct 2024
What’s the weirdest thing society accepts as normal?
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Wonk retweeted
7 Oct 2024
I’m putting together a team
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Wonk retweeted
2 Oct 2024
FRODO: what happened Gandalf? why didn't you meet us?
GANDALF: I was...delayed
FRODO: I thought a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
GANDALF:
ALT J.D. Vance at the VP debate saying "The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check!"
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Wonk retweeted
3 Oct 2024
A Christian movement that demands all people be held accountable to the strictest standards of Biblical laws while simultaneously not wanting its preferred presidential candidate to be held accountable to any law is embodying the height of both political and religious hypocrisy.
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Wonk retweeted
3 Oct 2024
Love this
3 Oct 2024
Show Up. Be Loud. Kick Out Cancer 💥
These guys will play for something bigger than the sport 👚 They will wear our Kick Out Cancer Kits with the names of kids who have fought, or are currently battling cancer. Cheer them on at The Lab on Wednesday, Oct. 9 at 7pm! #SomosUnidos
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Wonk retweeted
2 Oct 2024
“He peacefully gave over power"
#LiarLiarVanceOnFire 🔥
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Wonk retweeted
2 Oct 2024
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
- George Orwell, 1984
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Wonk retweeted
2 Oct 2024
“The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check” is the most unironically hilarious thing to say during a debate.
Like how is your official defense “I was told I would be allowed to lie”
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Wonk retweeted
30 Sep 2024
Arnold warned us about Trump’s Kristallnacht
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Wonk retweeted
1 Oct 2024
When you schedule gaslighting a full 24 hours too early…😂
Community note
Rep. Jack Kimble is not real. This is a parody account.
reuters.com/fact-check/fic…
jackkimble.com/home
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Wonk retweeted
30 Sep 2024
I'm going to post this video every day until the election
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Wonk retweeted
25 Sep 2024
I'm going to post this video every day until the election
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Wonk retweeted
23 Sep 2024
election is cancelled. ali krieger is the new president of the united states!
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