Certain bodies must not repeat themselves in the dawn. Men do not fight for tons of steel. This, sir, is my resignation. The desperate die expensively today.
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the malevolent cyclops
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"He better not kill her" - me watching a show called 'my husband who killed me'
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the flask in the speedos is a level of faggotry that hasn’t been around since fire island in the 70s
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The iPad kid epidemic is going to be looked back on as one of the biggest parenting mistakes of the 2010s and 2020s....
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bro’s the da vinki of the ocean
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Shark named ‘Breton’ makes a self-portrait using its tracker
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Jun 14
crazy how the "counterculture" shifted from Islamophobic anticommunist western chauvinism to Islamophobic anticommunist western chauvinism.
It's actually insane how the counter culture shifted from Reddit atheism to Christian nationalism in just a decade
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the best part of Disclosure Day was when Emily Blunt said “IT’S DISCLOSIN’ TIME” and disclosed all over those guys
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I knew the Knicks winning would be crazy but I never anticipated a Sesame Street civil war as part of the fallout
Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡
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Organizer ball knowledge: don't waste peoples time by bringing them in a room and spend the entire time telling them why THEYRE there, or spending hours in breakouts with random people, or just get people's perspectives on politics but can't put ur own forward. Stop wasting time
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dudes going crazy n kissin, i love my home town
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these are all over the theatre district. i think it’s safe to say that paddington the musical is coming to broadway.
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let’s cuddle sticks with mama
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if that’s comfortable for you man…
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I can relate to John Krasinski since my wife is also much funnier and more talented than me
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Debord's critique of anarchism and the orthodox Marxism of the Second International still ring as true as much of SotS
I’m rereading Society of the Spectacle and I genuinely had forgotten how great the Situationists were
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Oh look an excuse to post the greatest scene ever
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What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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