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EUCALYPTUS TREE, Jan 3, 2022 (Newswire) 7:00 AM: The koala is an unrestricted free agent There is no pre-contract or handshake on a max deal to be signed on a certain date What will come in '22, let's see, but until then no compliance regime Let the mayhem begin...

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Put in 2 orders, one an order magnitude bigger than the other to test this The smaller COTP >10% The larger COTP <5% So they are scaling which is bullish in the koala opinion because UHNW/HNW will need to buy on market to “get to their target portfolio weight” as hypothesized here
The Koala agrees completely with this take and yet, couldn't help submitting at COTP just to see how important a client the marsupial is to its broker Vividly recall the last time attempted to participate in a IPO like this was Facebook in 2012, got ~30% fill if memory serves correct And we saw how that went on the day If retail allocators smart, would think right move is to make sure "everyone gets at least 1 share" is applied up to 100 share orders. Forces everyone in the HNW/UHNW bucket to then buy on market if they want to say, get to 2% portfolio allocation to "front run index inclusion" even if its several quarters away Because that is the clear bull case here, if all non-Elon shares are considered float, this is a ~2% S&P 500 weight? Compared to 2012, even fundamental investors understand the power of index flows, so not going to get death stares to pitching the index arbitrage trade Now watch the Koala get proven very very wrong talking about something outside natural resources
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The inner monologue on this fine Thursday in the eucalyptus tree
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An activist win for the good guys and Canadian capital markets for mining
CANEX Acquires 100% of Gold Basin Resources $CANX.V tinyurl.com/2cj3kxyk
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Dan Dreyfus keeps an incredibly low profile but also is maybe one of the most amazing self made success stories in finance While the track record is legendary, what is so rare in this industry is what such a good authentic person he is Never worked for him, but it would be the most obvious job offer to accept if ever given
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If gold breaks $4,000 the mintwit crash out is going to be simply amazing to witness And the Koala says that being long a few gold stocks
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The Koala agrees completely with this take and yet, couldn't help submitting at COTP just to see how important a client the marsupial is to its broker Vividly recall the last time attempted to participate in a IPO like this was Facebook in 2012, got ~30% fill if memory serves correct And we saw how that went on the day If retail allocators smart, would think right move is to make sure "everyone gets at least 1 share" is applied up to 100 share orders. Forces everyone in the HNW/UHNW bucket to then buy on market if they want to say, get to 2% portfolio allocation to "front run index inclusion" even if its several quarters away Because that is the clear bull case here, if all non-Elon shares are considered float, this is a ~2% S&P 500 weight? Compared to 2012, even fundamental investors understand the power of index flows, so not going to get death stares to pitching the index arbitrage trade Now watch the Koala get proven very very wrong talking about something outside natural resources
This SpaceX IPO sucks and it hasn’t even happened yet. It’s been a massive waste of my time, it’s going to be a giant liquidity suck in the whole mkt, everyone is going to get filled at max allocations, and after the greenshoe it’s going to absolutely bomb and retail is the bagholder. I hate everything about it except my new SpaceX hoodie that I ordered.
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Got to give Schwab a ton of credit for this additional protection measure for retail submitting a COTP to participate in the SpaceX IPO
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Seeing the Pampa Medina assays today where the shares are trading, there is no way Marimaca $MARI.TO is the one that builds MOD
Throw away observation here from the eucalyptus tree but looking at Marimaca $MARI.TO lag copper here, someone could slap a 40% premium on it here and probably get a deal done Looking at you South32 $S32.AX And also probably Capstone $CS.TO too
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Lithium Phosphate is 18% lithium by content versus spodumene 5.5-6% It’s solid not aqueous (important from a transport perspective) This is just a pilot plant but the ramifications here are noteworthy for projects/deposits where the cost of transport mine to port is what skeptics talk about
Today $PLS officially opened Australia’s first mine-site lithium mid-stream processing facility at our Pilgangoora Operation, with WA Premier Hon @RogerCookMLA MLA cutting the ribbon. Read more: pls.com/headline-news/pls-op… #Lithium #BatteryMaterials #EnergyTransition
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Berkshire up while indices smoked is a fascinating thing to overthink in the eucalyptus tree this weekend
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The article in the Australian regarding Elliott / Northern Star has some interesting comments from former BHP Chair Ken McKenzie for when an activist calls up saying “we can do this the easy way or the hard way” Maybe some good advice for any CEO and board facing an activist these days whether it’s Elliott or a Koala: “Lesson number one is when the activist rings, they are already on the register” “Number two, they will have done a lot of homework. They will have done the research and they will have also gone and talked to your shareholders. So when they come to you with issues, they are real…” “You need to spend time with them and to do that in a very collaborative, co-operative sort of way. It is hard because they are throwing hand grenades at you in the press but you just need to take the higher moral ground and continue to engage with them in a very professional manner.”
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Ken and the team gearing up to go the distance at Shaaki

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PMET has received a non-binding Letter of Interest from Société Générale for potential debt financing for Phase 1 of Shaakichiuwaanaan. SG has expressed interest in participating as a Mandated Lead Arranger, adding another globally recognized mining project finance lender to PMET’s financing discussions. This builds on recently announced engagement from EDC, KfW IPEX-Bank and another major Canadian financial institution, as PMET advances lender due diligence ahead of the updated Feasibility Study targeted for Q4 2026. PMET is assembling a high-quality financing syndicate for Shaakichiuwaanaan Phase 1. Full PR here: pmet.ca/news/pmet-resources-… $PMET $PMT
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Doubleview Appoints Canaccord Genuity as Financial Advisor in Connection with a Formal Strategic Review Process $DBG.V tinyurl.com/2cfefhcu
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The Koala knows what it's going to be listening to today when it has a free hour
Paul Flynn and Whitehaven's big bet 💥 M&A stories & ambitions. Thermal vs Met. Coal's new era. Royalties. India. Activists. All of it. And more. YT → youtu.be/K1enUXk6QHI Spotify → open.spotify.com/episode/3T3… Focus → focus.marketech.com.au/#/
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$10 billion into Alphabet $GOOG from Berskhire Hathaway $BRK.A $BRK.B For AI infrastructure capex, it's not $100 billion into a private but, it's not nothing
Totally random thought the Koala was discussing yesterday with @milken_cookies was on the Berkshire $BRK.A $BRK.B cash pile If Greg Abel threw $100 billion into Anthropic at $900 billion on a "maybe AI devours the white collar world, maybe it doesn't, but I still got $282 billion of cash on hand so whatever, portfolio hedge" Do markets love it or hate it?
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In light of recent engagement on this post sadly the Koala must disclose it is not affiliated with Gillon Capital in any way shape or form But, it sorta wish it was
Today we learned the answer to a question the Koala never bothered to ask in over a decade because never seemed necessary to do so It turns out you cannot buy Sherritt $S.TO at American brokerages as an individual Now we know
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Uh James @citrini when are you going to go public, give the USG 10% equity for free, and ride the Intel stock chart to your destiny?
smh what the hell are we doing here?
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Final business day before "60 days from the end of the 1st quarter" Happy 11th hour 1Q financials filings on SEDAR day to those who celebrate

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Amazing news release from Sigma Lithium $SGML today To quote the Big Short, "They're not confessing, they're bragging" This A10 Global Fund is the one the CO-CHAIRMAN uses to actively trade the stock in the week before and after earnings are released @NiallCMcGee is this okay under OSC/Canadian rules? sigmalithiumcorp.com/a10-glo…
Sigma Lithium $SGML director bought shares on market March 20th & 30th (and many other days in March) Sold on March 31st 4Q25 financial results were released March 30th To quote Martin Tyler, "I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again, so watch it, drink it in"
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