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Joined June 2009
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These people are more assimilated after one week than Somalians who've been here for generations. Its as if there's an obvious reason for this.
The Scots are assimilating well to American culture.
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Missouri loves soccer more than any state in the country. Probably surprises some.
The #1 market for USA-Paraguay on FOX was KANSAS CITY at a 9.2 rating and 29 share. The top five: KC - 9.2 Boston - 8.6 San Diego - 7.3 Dallas - 7.3 St. Louis - 7.3
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The more I travel America the more I realise they weren’t lying when they said it was the land of the free 🇺🇸 You can buy pretty much anything you want in all sizes (mainly large 😉), there’s freedom of speech and people seem to just get on with life without the government telling them what to do. I’m definitely jealous as a Brit
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“EsTaDoS UniDoS No EsTá LiSTo PaRa Un MuNdiAL” 🤡 Los Estados Unidos:

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I need to apologise to America because I judged you on stereotypes. This country is genuinely beautiful. The people are lovely, the roads are insane and everything feels bigger. I get the hype now.
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Europeans discovering America is some of the best content of the internet right now:
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The most wholesome content right now is World Cup fans enjoying America. The love they get shows that even in these cynical times, "wow, your country is cool" is a welcome sentiment.
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The Germans are revering Taco Bell. The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch. The English have discovered the sun. Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.
There’s an eagle flying around the stadium
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The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776
England players face the impact of playing in the Florida heat 🥵
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I'd genuinely like to hear someone explain why Elon Musk doing an autistic wave at inauguration was proof that he is a Nazi who needs to be exiled from public life, but Graham Platner's "Totenkopf" tat is NBD and not disqualifying for a Senate run.
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why were people angry about this again
The Reflecting Pool is now reflecting again.
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Yup
Jesus fucking christ the SPLC organized the Charlottesville rally and paid $300K to transport people there hahahahaha
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THIS GUY LIVES UNDER SFO'S TAKEOFF PATH SO HE BUILT A CEILING PROJECTOR THAT TRACKS EVERY PLANE FLYING OVER HIS HOUSE IN REAL TIME he uses a cheap $30 radio receiver to pick up the signals that planes broadcast while flying. then projects them onto his ceiling in real time when a jet flies over his house you hear it outside and at the exact same moment a plane glides across his ceiling labeled with the airline, aircraft type, and destination pure black background so the projector's rectangle disappears and only the aircraft are visible but he didn't stop at planes it also draws the real sky behind them. sun, moon, bright stars, constellations, and live satellites including the ISS. all at their true positions for his exact location and time in real time so he's lying in bed watching the actual night sky projected onto his ceiling with real planes crossing through it as they take off from SFO there is a huge market for every man alive that runs outside to see the helicopter vibe coded the whole thing himself with a cheap radio, a projector, and some clever software
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Hantavirus sure disappeared quickly once we made it clear we are not doing that again,
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Your husband used an intern as a humidor in the White House, so maybe just sit this one out.
This is what Trump's done to the people's house: A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor.
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Didn’t your husband get a blow job in the oval office… Maybe sit this one out
This is what Trump's done to the people's house: A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor.
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Abby Phillip’s incredible journey on Joe Biden and the cognitive decline story: June 17, 2024: Republicans are using misleading videos to weaponize questions about Biden’ age. June 28, 2024 (post-debate): Isn’t it possible that Biden’s age is affecting his ability to do the job? May 27, 2026: What kind of political system makes it ok to lie to people about what everyone knows to be true? This is CNN.
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Replying to @markpoloncarz
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Trump just restored Columbus Circle in DC. It hasn't flowed in 2 decades.
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