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Is anyone surprised? Birds of a feather stick together. These sickos are rabid for Trump for 1 of 4 reasons sometimes all 4. 1) He is a pedo and so are they, they now feel protected from their actions and represented. 2) He is a hateful bigot, and so are they, so they feel protected from their actions, and represented now. 3) They are hateful Karens, just like him, and now they feel protected and represented. 4) They cannot admit fault, they have ragile egos, complete denial, just like Trump which…makes them feel protected and represented.

When a black person is charged with a heinous crime, it seems as if all black peoples must take responsibility despite our protestations. However, when these types of crimes take place the psychology seems to be absent where ‘white people’ are concerned. Very odd. 🤷🏽‍♂️

88% of sex offenders in the UK are White British. Why do reform only tweet about the brown ones?

Looks like "Alpha Male" @PeteHegseth can't keep up. Maybe if he put down the bottle for a while, he might be a little physically fitter. Oh, remember that time he called the armed forces "Fat"? Pepperidge farm remembers. #hegseth #kegbreath #impeach #FatLazyDrunkard #Lush

Smoke Fleet is LIVE for the removal of Trump's name from the Kennedy Memorial Center! 🔥 #SmokeFleet #HandsOffTheArts x.com/i/broadcasts/1qGoNNVNP…

Strange, how there were no gammons being told to riot when the tories were in power, isn't it? We had the same problems, but nobody egged on the dregs of society to riot. It's almost as if there's another agenda from the ringleaders...

PATRIOT UPDATE 🇬🇧💪 Been out canvassing for Reform in Wigan again today despite certain woke restrictions allegedly placed on me by a magistrate. Apparently "do not canvass here" means "do not canvass here." I disagree. I had hoped recent events in Belfast would finally wake people up and drive support for Reform through the roof, but every time I brought it up on the doorstep even the most patriotic bigots looked embarrassed. One bloke interrupted me and said: "Mate, Belfast isn't even near Wigan." Another replied: "And Irish politics has bugger all to do with my gas bill." A third just stared at me for ten seconds before asking: "Have you been drinking paint again?" Fair questions all round. The worst part was being corrected by people I was trying to impress. One pensioner even produced a map. A MAP. The establishment strikes again. Soon afterwards a gang of schoolkids chased me down the road chanting: "PLASTIC PADDY GAMMON!" "PLASTIC PADDY GAMMON!" They then spray-painted "Ireland to the Irish" on my camper van, along with a drawing so rude and anatomically ambitious that I won't repeat it here. I blame Starmer. And geography. Emotionally broken, I retreated to the ASDA café for a restorative fry-up. Disaster. They stop serving breakfasts at 3pm. Apparently this is common knowledge. Not to patriots. The woman behind the counter looked at me with visible pity. Several customers laughed. One child asked: "Has he only just woken up?" Humiliating. In protest I began singing Zombie by The Cranberries. Not because it was relevant. Just because I was upset. At this point events took a truly bizarre turn. Gemma Collins and Kenneth Branagh appeared. I didn't even know they was going out. Gemma looked at me sadly. Kenneth Branagh looked exhausted. Together they informed me that Northern Ireland isn't part of Britain and has been complicated for quite a long time and perhaps wasn't the silver bullet electoral issue I'd imagined. I admitted defeat. For once. I shuffled home, microwaved some beige food and spent the evening phoning premium-rate chat lines. The new girl definitely likes me. She called me "darling" three times. Granted she also called the next caller darling. And the one before that. But still. There's chemistry there. Tomorrow is another day. Apparently somebody has asked me to Photoshop a DBS check for Rob Kenyon. Obviously I won't be doing that because forgery is illegal and also because I once failed GCSE Art. Still, it's nice to be asked. Anyway, send hugs patriots. The schoolkids hate me. The magistrates know me by name. My camper van has obscene graffiti on it. And I fear Kenneth Branagh may have made several good points. 🇬🇧😭💪

@ZiaYusufUK (in a stunning self-own) admits that #ReformParty are causing division and that the "political class are sick". For once, I agree.

On today’s episode of Idiocracy-The Reality Show. Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production) Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo. Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke. Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling. I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess. Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again. And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.

BREAKING: Scott Pelley Just Made A Pretty Stunning Allegation. According to Pelley, CBS leadership wanted a story about the killing of ICE protester Renée Good changed to better match Trump's version of events. Pelley says he was told management wanted protesters portrayed as more violent and wanted Good described as driving toward the officer who shot her. He says the video evidence showed otherwise. Then came the admission. "There was a thumb on the scale for the president's version of events." A veteran journalist with 37 years at CBS is alleging political pressure was applied to change the facts of a story. That's a remarkable accusation.

In recovery we learn the whole point is service. Showing up for somebody besides yourself. That’s leadership too. Setting the tone. Right now the tone is vengeance and yeah, I get the anger. But anger isn’t leadership. It’s tyranny. We can and should reach for each other. Demand better.

PATRIOT UPDATE 🇬🇧💪 It's only 7:30am and I'm already completely disheartened by today's canvassing for Reform and Rob Kenyon. I've knocked on over 60 doors in Makerfield since before 6am and every single person has told me to fuck off. Even Reform voters. Even Restore voters. One bloke shouted, "I agree with half your politics, mate. I just don't agree with YOU." At the last house a huge bald middle-aged fella answered the door wearing turquoise Reform UK Y-fronts and chased me off his property with a baseball bat. BASEBALL. What happened too cricket? I blame the EU for replacing cricket with Yankee rounders. Wanting too inspire patriotism, I took my trumpet canvassing today. My plan was simple: knock door, insert trumpet through letterbox, play cavalry charge, receive applause. For some reason it hasn't worked. Even the staunchest patriots seem annoyed when a middle-aged man in a turquoise leotard blasts military bugle calls through their letterbox before 7am. Frankly I think they're angry at Starmer, the EU, Rayner and Roman Polanski. Not me. Definitely not me. One woman threw a cup of urine over me, which is unfair because I'd only played the charge three times. After this morning's setbacks I've retreated too a snack van beside the M62. I'm currently enjoying a bacon cob, a latte and crushing loneliness. Whilst queueing I heard laughter behind me. I turned round and there was Gemma Collins pointing directly at me. Next thing the entire queue is roasting me. New nicknames include Flag Man, Gammon Spiderman, Brexit Bugler and The Last Facebook Commenter. Gemma insists it was nowt personal. Hard too believe when she was laughing hardest. To make matters worse I've just received a parking ticket. Apparently my Union Jack camper van can't be parked in a disabled bay. I attempted too explain that being a patriot is practically a disability these days. The attractive traffic warden remained unconvinced. I tried singing "Sign Your Name" by Terence Trent D'Arby in what I believed was a romantic and statesmanlike fashion. This did not help. Eventually the rozzers arrived. One officer simply looked at me and asked, "Why do we keep meeting?" Fair question. I'll be heading home shortly too unwind with daytime television, wanking and several hours of angry posting on social media before resuming canvassing this afternoon. You see, when a voter says "no", most people hear "no". I hear "please continue explaining your theories about chemtrails and sovereignty." This may explain why my electoral success rate remains stubbornly low and why I lost my job for sexual harassment . Still, patriots never stop 🇬🇧💪 Even when literally everyone wishes they would.

After nearly 30 years of being in debt, renting homes and having zero hope for the future...in the space of a year I got a well paying job, got debt free and yesterday I was accepted for a mortgage on my first home. I'm extremely lucky and privileged to be in this position. 🏡

Make Screwworms Great Again: because every failing administration needs a mascot.

"A Staffordshire county councillor has defected from Reform UK to the Conservative Party, citing allegations of bullying and sexism within the Reform group." itv.com/news/central/2026-06…

Guys—uh, quick update—the MAGA containment unit is at maximum capacity. We’re seeing total particle saturation, imminent overflow—this is bad, really bad. In… uh… non-technical trailer park terms?
 The shitter is full! Stantz out! #smokefleet #smokefléét #smokefleetrises

The writing is on the wall, as they say.

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