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The definitive guide to the term "Unavoidably Unsafe" for antivaxxers: 1) No branch of the US govt. has declared vaccines unavoidably unsafe. Anyone telling you that is an idiot. 2) It's a term of art, like "eminent domain." It doesn't mean what you think it means. ...
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Antivaxxers showing up to protest at the wrong committee meeting and refusing to believe they were in the wrong room is the funniest damn thing I've heard in a long time.
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Antivaxxer: Vaccines are bad. They have foreign human DNA in them. Science: Shut up Karen. For half your adult life, all it took was two appletini's and an empty compliment, and you were getting a load of foreign human DNA.
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These are very similar numbers to the Pew Research question: Confidence that the US President won't show up for the summit group photo without wearing any pants.
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Baby Yoda's cousin from Wisconsin.
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This little statue is ohm-made.
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#TheMandalorian #BabyYoda Everyone: The Star Wars series is a boring rip-off of other stuff, except for Baby Yoda. I love Baby Yoda!! Me:
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Listen. Most of this bickering amongst generations is nonsense. But one thing you people born after 1990 need to accept: Han shot first.
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This could simply mean "this chapter" equals "this season". and "hello new life" because she's going to have a baby. But it sure sounds like season 5 will be the last time you see Julia. #TheMagicians
Me: posts another meme making fun of Karens. Janets: "There but for the grace of God..."
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Brick Muffinwhistle retweeted
My 2 yr old daughterโ€™s reaction to seeing the Hulk go bananas for the first time ๐Ÿ˜‚
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It's not my fault. @DevinCow asked: "Would it be wrong to try to this trending: #DevinsHasALeakingAnus"
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Brick Muffinwhistle retweeted
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"We can't even risk a point one percent chance of vaccinations making our children artistic." #SouthPark300
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Brick Muffinwhistle retweeted
๐Ÿ“‚ Ophthalmology โ””๐Ÿ“ Blue light blocking glasses โ””๐Ÿ“ Evidence โ””โš ๏ธ This folder is empty
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If your particular conspiracy theory depends upon thousands of people knowingly poisoning their own families and not one speaking out... You have a really, really fucked up view of the world.
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