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GMX is Expanding to @MegaETH: The chain offers sub-10-millisecond blocks, and over 100,000 TPS capacity. Real-time onchain Perp trading, on EVM infrastructure? Launching in early Feb., following Mega's mainnet. 🧵 1/

GMX offers many advantages if you trade in size: 🔸 Price Impact capped at 0.5% / Zero-price-impact Pools 🔸 Coin-Margined Perpetuals 🔸 Trade from: @Base / @BNBChain / @Arbitrum / @Avax / @Solana 🔸 Frictionless, one-click trading with GMX Express 🔸 TWAP orders & Depth Charts

EXCLUSIVE: Wrapped BTC holders can now earn a 6% yield by depositing their assets to DeFi protocol @UmojaProtocol. @oknightcrypto reports trib.al/9nYMWZC

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?” “That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.” “So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?” “Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.” “Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?” “Probably $100,000,000.” “C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?” “At least 100x.” “That is fucking crazy.” “No, it’s awesome.”

the grim reaper of Ethereum dreams 💀 @amandacassatt @EthPrague

We're making Bitcoin fun, again! 😏🟧 Together with @MerlinLayer2, we're launching $USDb: the world’s first high-yield synthetic dollar on Bitcoin. Aiming to bring the benefits of accessible crypto investment to everyone! This collaboration merges Umoja's cutting-edge approach to democratizing wealth creation, with Merlin Chain's innovative Bitcoin Layer 2 solutions. 💜🧙‍♂️⚡️

Agree. Otherwise that would be misappropriation of user funds which is much more severe.

defi is so fragil

🧵1/x Buttcoin: A privacy-preserving, sybil-resistant identity solution #ETHCC #ETHGlobal ETHParis 2023 by @SenseiFugazi, karrenbelt.eth, @ajeykb, courtesy of @tokendynamics

1/25 Back in May, TUSD threatened to sue me for even remotely suggesting they'd be related to Justin Sun. So naturally, I dug in to prove the ownership web of Justin for both TUSD, Huobi and his shell companies around the world.

Long thread, no TLDR: Throughout Uniswap's history, there have been many moments that upset people Raising VC funding, adding fee switch to v2, not having a token, having a token, criticizing Nomi days before he rugged, blocking certain tokens in the UI, geoblocking OFAC countries, concentrated liquidity, BUSL, etc Some people wish instead of raising money to build at scale, I begged for grants until I ran out of money and gave up Some people wish I moved abroad and launched a token anon, and had to look over my shoulder the rest of my life Some people want me to practice civil disobedience, intentionally flaunting laws they (and often I) believe are unjust and live with the legal consequences Some people disagree with structural, economic, or technical decisions that were made I work in crypto because of the immense positive impact I believe it can have on the world by removing gatekeepers, and increasing access to value and ownership, the same way the internet has for information I work on Uniswap because I think it has massive potential to contribute to that outcome I'm incredibly proud of Uniswap v1, v2, v3, v4, the thousands of projects building on top of it, the web app with millions of users, the wallet with hundreds of thousands of downloads, and the airdrop that changes thousands of lives around the world I've made many mistakes, but stand behind the decisions I've made. I'm a bit introverted, so constant public communication can be tough. But I'm going to continue pushing myself to engage publicly, transparently, and clearly as often as I'm able. We're still in the early days - this technology and revolution will play out over decades. I'm in it for the long haul - that's why I'm still grinding away 5 years in Hope that we can come together more as an industry, and see past minor disagreements The more uni-fied we are, the stronger we are, the harder we are to kill. So lets be frens 🦄💜

Chinese embassy in Poland @ChinaEmbPoland threats to cancel my coming exhibition “#TellChinasStoryWell” via pressuring @u_jazdowski art center and Polish Culture Ministry. Here is the statement and rejection to this aggression of CCP from the museum. 1/N u-jazdowski.pl/program/wysta…

El nivel de preguntas a vitalik demuestra lo poco que sabe de Blockchain... #SouthSummit2023

We also have 4 runners up that used the Safe{Core} AA stack to abstract away complexity in use cases like retail payments, social media, DeFi and no-code platforms.

Sponsored transactions are the way to bring mass adoption to the web3 space. Clearly airstack's offering of an easy to use onchain data API is a must have to help advertisers better targeting end users! Appreciated all the support we got during the hackathon!

🥇goes to GasDrop which uses Airstack to target ads to web3 users based on their onchain histories Users can opt to watch targeted ads instead of paying gas fees! The project uses @safe @WalletConnect @airstack_xyz to deliver a wow experience ethglobal.com/showcase/gasdr…

After FTX and SVB, BlockFi may just be the most cursed company in history

The worst scammer in the whole space.