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they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night
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Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀
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lol
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Jun 15
The evil Democrats invented photosynthesis to screw with trump's pool.
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I wouldn't vote for George Floyd for POTUS, I just don't think he deserved to die
Funny how that works, right?!
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Unless your name was Alex Pretti.
The Second Amendment is your right. It is not up for negotiation. Republicans will always defend it.
Community note
This post claims strong 2A support, yet H.R. 645 (National Constitutional Carry Act) has been stalled in the House Judiciary Committee since Jan 23, 2025 (no hearings or floor vote). The GOP-led Congress has funded the ATF near prior levels despite proposed deeper cuts. congress.gov/bill/119th-con… govtrack.us/congress/bills… rollcall.com/2026/02/25/atf…
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outfit TEA
🌸 AriZona Green Tea 🌸
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Replying to @Anyachi4ox
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A Loving God said: Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants... [-1 Samuel 15:3]
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You were not born religious. You were taught religion. Think for yourself. Choose atheism!
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Trump said he demanded unconditional surrender, we just didn’t know he meant America’s.
Jun 15
Aged like milk in the Strait of Hormuz sun.
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😏
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Wait are you fucking fr? RIP man, damn
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RT @BriskittyThe3rd: “waaaaaaah, how dare you make me pay a tiny amount to improve everyone’s well-being” I genuinely hate these people so…
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Asking atheists if they're angry at a god is like asking Japanese people if they're angry at Godzilla
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This is Trump Derangement Syndrome. The reflecting pool looks like a Louisiana swamp, but this Maga lady says its never looked better. 😂
This is from a MAGA livestream today. The Reflecting Pool is VERY green and VERY disgusting 🤮🤮 Even on the worst days, I never saw it look this bad before.
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