Everybody’s dying bitch.

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11 Nov 2024
I will make January 6th look like a pillow fight
10 Nov 2024
Rfk jr definitely gonna make these things illegal
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If Barracuda by Heart is playing, you should be allowed to drive whatever speed you want
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THE ARBITER IS OFFICIALLY ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME

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Keith David receives his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. variety.com/2026/tv/focus/ke…
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Nick Saban said some unhinged stuff today. This is what he REALLY wanted to say…
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Gifted bama a playoff spot last year and this is how they treat him!
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May 26
NEW: Georgia's Kirby Smart on the SEC breaking away if national rules can't be agreed upon: "I've said this for a long time to our president, I've been a huge advocate that if we can't find rules that everybody plays by, then we should play on our own. I'm not afraid of that. I'm not afraid to break away and say that our conference is strong enough to go out and play." (h/t @PeteNakos, @Brett_McMurphy) on3.com/news/georgia-kirby-s…
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CFP expansion summarized:
ACC commish Jim Phillips: "ESPN has been pretty clear with all of us that they'd like it to stay at 12, maybe 14, but no higher than 16." Yet ACC is supporting 24.
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You are a terrorist
One trend I am noticing...the SAME people who never wanted a 4 team playoff are the SAME people who didn't want a 12 team playoff. And now those SAME people are pounding the table against expansion. Even tho the 12 team playoff has been a MASSIVE success they don't admit it!!!
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How lobbies used to look
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Type of bullshit Halo players start doing the second they get a Warthog
Pranksters are now driving lawn mowers into target... wtf?
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kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man
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In solidarity with the astronauts coming home today I burned the fuck out of my mouth on some pizza tonight.
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Jerian Grant That guy rocked.
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Un dato curioso: Orión tardó 42:50 minutos en cruzar el lado oculto de la luna. The Dark Side of the Moon dura exactamente 42:50 minutos. Guiños involuntarios de la historia 😉 #ArtemisII
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Apr 8
It's not just a phase 🌕 Artemis II astronauts captured these views of the Moon as the Orion spacecraft flew around the far side of the Moon on April 6, 2026.
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Ready… set… Earth! 🌎 As Artemis II flew around the far side of the Moon, the crew captured a new view of home. These images show Earthset, when Earth dips below the lunar horizon. Parts of Australia & Oceania are visible, while the dark side of Earth is experiencing nighttime.
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Jeremiyah Love had some fun with @jdpickell over his dominance vs. USC during his Notre Dame career. “I think they’re done. I think they got their butt—they got their last whooping.” “I don’t think they want more smoke, especially if I was back.” ND was 3-0 vs. USC with Love.
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Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them
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Apr 3
We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
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COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
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