Not Sofia Coppola
Joined June 2024
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It's actually very painful for the Kool-Aid Man to burst through walls all day. But you don't care, you only think about yourself.
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May 28
HOW the scarecrow became sentient is not important.
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We’re floating on the tip of forever
Sir this is a Wendy’s
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12 Aug 2021
I was told this would be the explode into space part of the song
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We’re going to steal the little circles out of the hole punch reservoir.
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Jun 12
Sorry if I came off weird when you met me, as it turns out that’s just who I am
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Jun 12
That one is in her own world.
Think I'll join.
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what didn’t kill me gave me a dangerous level of audacity
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I know my mom looks at my instagram story and thinks “why couldn’t he just be gay”
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“This sauce is assertive, almost pushy but there’s a nice sunny underbite; its insouciance and playful tang working perfectly with these crunchy flavor bombs, perfectly seasoned.”
Shut up and eat your chicken nuggets with ranch.
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If you're not following me whatcha doin with ur damn life
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You don't like the color green? Well, I had a green shirt once so I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME
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I came to a fork in the road so I took both paths
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I’m easily the most approachable alcoholic in this stolen road-sweeper.
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4 Aug 2020
One time I watched three minutes of "The View" and I forgot how to tie my shoes.
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The rest of this tweet is for men, and men only:
Fellas, it’s slutty short season so get those gams out.
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Jun 3
I'm 'I got excited and enthralled when A-ha's Take On Me video played on MTV' years old*
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It’s sexy as fuck when they pay attention to the small details.
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Six weeks ago I won a 75 inch TV from a $1 raffle ticket and that’s when things finally started turning around… I mean other than all the death in my family whoa that got dark my bad.
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