Still figuring it out...
Joined September 2014
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13 Aug 2015
Happily ever after is a moving target.
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21 Aug 2023
It’s not hoarding if it’s organized.
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28 Jun 2023
Thanks United @united My family and I are stuck in Cancun as my flight to Houston was canceled. What’s going on?
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29 Mar 2015
*actually finishes a game of Monopoly*
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8 Mar 2023
Let’s travel and I’ll make you laugh while we wait for airplanes
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14 Jan 2023
I am here. You are there. Let’s meet in the middle….
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7 Jan 2023
Forever waiting and dabbling in futile endeavors
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2 Jan 2023
She complained to me that she found her boyfriend’s picture on a dating sight then got mad at me for asking why she was on the site. I should never answer my phone pre coffee.
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30 Dec 2022
You say introvert, I say the star of my own movie.
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30 Dec 2022
Me: I’m going to wear my bougie Hawaiian shirt tonight
Wife: You don’t understand what bougie means
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1 Jan 2023
Fuck resolutions.
Just set goals.
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1 Jan 2023
Smiling is a sign you can consciously or unconsciously accept your current situation.
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1 Jan 2023
Its Always About The People Who Remain Sincere Behind your Back.
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31 Dec 2022
I’ve already eaten my New Year’s Eve snacks so I may have to cancel the party. Darn.
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13 Dec 2022
Only 3 days til Christmas according to my chocolate advent calendar!
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