sarcastic, angry, bitter, uninformed.
Joined August 2012
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Graham retweeted
Jun 12
My wifeโs book club watching me stumble back into the house after watching the World Cup with a group of Scottish tourists
6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Graham retweeted
Itโs good but its not 10 German bombers and throwing plastic garden furniture good is it ?
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Graham retweeted
Jun 9
Fascism does not arrive saying โI am fascism.โ It arrives saying โlaw and order,โ โborder security,โ โanti-woke,โ โelection integrity,โ and โnational emergency.โ
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Graham retweeted
Jun 10
One other thing. People don't burn their neighbours out of their homes because they're angry. They do it because they get off on it.
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May 28
This is astounding, โthey never wouldโve been able to strike under our govt, we would have made it illegal โ rather than โ they wouldnโt strike under our govt because we would pay what they are worthโ
May 28
If @Conservatives were in power, these strikes simply wouldnโt be happening.
Thatโs because we'll add doctors to the list of professions banned from striking. Just like police officers and members of the Armed Forces.
Our health should never be held ransom by unions.
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Graham retweeted
May 26
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precautionโit's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
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Graham retweeted
Ranjurs have to get rid of that song surely now ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ holy fuck man
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Graham retweeted
May 21
The fact that Cristiano Ronaldo still had the audacity to ask Cavani for a pass absolutely kills me ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ
May 12
Who's the most "SHAMELESS" player in football history?
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May 19
โLower value human capitalโ utterly grotesque
UK-based bank to replace 'lower-value human capital' with AI
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Graham retweeted
May 16
Amazing Daizen Maeda!!!๐คฃ
Huge congratulations to Celtic ๐for winning the Scottish Premiereship ๐๐๐
May 16
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Graham retweeted
May 16
Today the voices of division will be loud.
They don't speak for the country I know, one that belongs to all of us.
That's our Britain. A Britain worth fighting for.
lbc.co.uk/article/keir-starmโฆ
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Graham retweeted
May 14
Quite funny that the only cool calm head is on the shoulders of the man theyโre trying to depose.
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Graham retweeted
May 14
May I quietly note that so many 'neutral' commentators aren't looking or sounding quite so neutral lately.
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Graham retweeted
10 Dec 2018
Hard to find the right words for what is happening today. Shambles and chaos seem too understated.
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Graham retweeted
Back in the days when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents
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Graham retweeted
May 12
When politics was better! You got the feeling that even John Major enjoyed the brilliance of John Smithโs wit.
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Graham retweeted
May 12
The press pack outside No10 starved of BREAKING NEWS CRISIS DOWNING STREET CHAOS LATEST for 20min turn on each other instead with Beth Rigby demanding Chris Mason resign after he loses the confidence of Robert Peston
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May 12
BBC one oโclock news reporting on its own BBC reports of a manufactured crisis within Labour.
24h news has a lot to answer for, sensational need for hype and developments.
Not helped by MPs clamouring to be the viral sound bite, desperate for media popularity.
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