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aspen @_asspeen

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Joined December 2017
  • Tweets 5,767
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  • Followers 70
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aspen@_asspeen
12 Apr 2023
gyaru Kirara, that's it, that's the tweet
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autopsy ☣︎@FAGGOTERICA
Feb 4
i don't respect anyone who uses the word 'theyfab' in a serious capacity. i think the language you guys use is hurting yourselves and other people
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aspen@_asspeen
15 Nov 2025
A beautiful woman named Scam Likely is blowing up my phone
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aspen@ch33sewlzzard
10 Aug 2025
So... Yea.... It would mean the world to me if anyone could donate gofund.me/9d032e37
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one guy. maybe more@documense
22 Jul 2025
the way writers will do incredibly realistic portrayals of DID when creating characters that they’re like “nooo no they don’t have DID youre just confused and don’t understand my vision”
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aspen@_asspeen
21 Jul 2025
Guys look at my fursona, his name is Acid Drop (art commissioned from bwooku.chan on insta)
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͏ ͏ @TeezySooSkep
7 Jul 2025
Fuck sex can you stick around til I find my weed cause omm I think you got it
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aspen@_asspeen
29 Jun 2025
What if cigarettes after sex were called cigasex
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aspen@_asspeen
27 Jun 2025
Had a particularly strange doctor as my primary care as a kid for a bit. This guy would literally never do any doctor things. Never asked medical questions. Never asked why I was there. He just made me approve his Facebook posts cause he wanted to sound "hip and young"💀
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@DiaryofaSickGrl
25 Mar 2025
Tell me about the worst doctor you’ve ever seen (if you’re comfortable)
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aspen@_asspeen
27 Jun 2025
Same guy just disappeared off the face of the earth one day. Never quit his job, never told his family where he went, just fully vanished. Last I heard he was in like Turkey or something like that
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aspen@_asspeen
27 Jun 2025
Oh he also called me a bitch for not being able to swallow pills once. I was like 8💀
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Kevlar@CEOofSludge
23 Jun 2025
Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone
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bisexual sailor punk rocker@sheisvampyr
25 Jun 2025
ftm person coming out "I'll be frank with you"
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Hollowegg@DMidorito
25 Jun 2025
The what hour #deltarune
@Temsik_Park@Temsik_Park
20 Jun 2025
things look a little what
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yote 🔜AX@coyotesmercy
20 Jun 2025
shinjiro ur fit is fire
Shinjiro J. Aragaki from the hit game Persona 3@castorandcookin
8 Jun 2025
If i had money
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aspen@_asspeen
21 Jun 2025
Hating the Voros twins automatically makes you an enemy of the state in my books ("the state" being the mental state of joy and whimsy)
૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა andy .ᐟ@scribblepawz
20 Jun 2025
saw someone hating on the da vinky twins and i blocked them without hesitation
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Xeeoh@Xeeoh
21 Jun 2025
"I asked chatgpt", "I asked grok", ok… I asked Fuuka and she told me the enemies weaknesses.
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D-money Cash Wizard@Dannyboystwt
20 Jun 2025
If Megan thee stallion asking me to twerk for her I’m throwing my little boy butt in shapes unknown to the 3D world
q@sxarlights
20 Jun 2025
PLEASE JESUS #LoveIslandUSA
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ringworm@prawn_meat
19 Jun 2025
it would be crazy to be the first guy to be blown up by a hand grenade. what the hell just bounced in here. some kind of component
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slommy@sammichluvrrr
19 Jun 2025
just invented a new term ‘that’s boner’… it’s like ‘that’s cunt’ but for boys
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