Drinks tea, vodka and fizz. But not all at once. Partial to a bit of rock, F1 and fabulous holidays. Views all my own
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1 Nov 2022
Anyone else seeing red? 🤬
Right now, sewage pollution is being dumped into our rivers and seas by water companies. And government and regulators are allowing this to happen.
Download the app. Report the pollution. Take action to #EndSewagePollution
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12 Sep 2022
Hello! Could you maybe deliver those marmalade sandwiches to people who need them rather than leaving them outside a palace? Thanks.
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23 Aug 2022
A No10 "Spokesperson said since the industry was privatised in 1989, the equivalent of £5bn had been invested to upgrade water infrastructure."
Let me remind you during the same period WCs have paid out over £72bn to shareholders.
Just hold that thought
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7 Jul 2022
Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.
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5 Jul 2022
It's a good moment to remind people of the 7 Nolan principles of standards in public life (how politicians, civil servants, charity trustees etc are bound to act in public roles)
1 Selflessness.
2 Integrity.
3 Objectivity.
4 Accountability.
5 Openness.
6 Honesty.
7 Leadership
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How damn fabulous to hear @jaybuchanan_ and @Scott_Holiday @rivalsons chatting on @BBC6Music! And wrapped up with a play of Too Bad as well - that’s cheered my Monday right up
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10 Jun 2022
Who says I haven't achieved anything? I've made more people feel ashamed to be British than any other Prime Minister.
#NotInMyName
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So proud to have been part of delivering our #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek activities - and really proud of all the work we continually do around wellbeing, every week of the year
#IveBeenThere
This is just pure and simple joy
24 Feb 2022
Sometimes it's just best to head into their simpler world for a couple of minutes.
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4 Feb 2022
“Seriously I can just come out and say it? Call him a liar?” asks @JonathanPieNews, a fictional broadcast reporter created and performed by comedian Tom Walker, in a satirical video about Britain’s Prime Minister.
“God bless America.” nyti.ms/3306M3q
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17 Jan 2022
Thanks for all the nice comments about our new video with @IamHappyToast and @Coldwar_Steve . Really hoping this is the last Boris Johnson video we ever have to make...
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17 Jan 2022
Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.
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2 Aug 2021
The Ft everyone. The FT.
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