Software Developer based on the East Coast of Scotland. I run the @dundeephp user group and co-founded @scotlandphp. I should really tweet more!

Joined April 2007
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“IT WAS JUST A SIMPLER TIME. I COULD OPEN A PHP FILE, START CODING AND REFRESH THE BROWSER TO INSTANTLY SEE CHANGES”
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Kubernetes is under no obligation to make sense to you
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If you refuse to get the vaccine but installed the iOS 15 developer beta, I want to hear from you
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why do people want 10x zoom on a phone it's just a gimmi-
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I know enough kubernetes to know I know shit about kubernetes
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The NFT market has grown, As eight-figure auctions have shown. The overall price is A worse climate crisis For art you pretend that you own.
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Same Bernie, same
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Watching the election result in Japan is at least somewhat more entertaining. I definitely laughed at the second screen. #Election2020
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Well the inevitable has happened and like everything else, this year's conference has been postponed until October 23rd 2021. Ticket holders should have been contacted already, if not please DM us. More info to follow, hope to see you all at #scotphp2021 Stay safe out there!
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CDC: to avoid the spread of the coronavirus, self-isolate and stay indoors, avoiding other people Programmer: I’ve been preparing for this my whole life
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It's about time we had some #frontend content at the conference so we're over the moon to have Mike Oram (@MPOram) taking to the stage for #ScotPHP19 to get us up to speed on Progressive Web Apps (#PWAs) and #offlineDevelopment conference.scotlandphp.co.uk…
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23 Oct 2018
Reminder that tonight we are joined by the always awesome @Luciam91 talking about Event Based Systems in a new venue above Brewdog (in Dundee, not Moscow). Free food and drinks provided by @SolarWindsMSP. See you all there! RSVP: deephp-oct18.eventbrite.com #dundee #php #phpc #Meetup
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We're getting real close to #scotphp18 so it's about time we spilled the beans on the social events :o Friday 5th we will be meeting at @stramashedin (after the workshop sessions) for the pre-conference social :D We'll be upstairs but there will be #livemusic all night downstairs
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10 Sep 2018
Great seeing @DaveGorman in Edinburgh last night, but that giraffe joke? BRUTAL. I hope no one from @PETAUK was there!
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In case you didn't notice our conference videos from 2017 are now live! scophp.co/videos Like what you see? A limited number of blind-bird tickets are still available at scophp.co/tickets Want to feature on our channel next year? Submit now - scophp.co/cfs
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I bought some milk over the weekend and also picked a new JavaScript framework to use. At least one of these will be out of date before the week's up.
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18 Aug 2015
#1: Public speaking is easy. Just imagine that everyone in the audience is staring at their phones.
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Thrilled to announce we partnered with @Enscale to provide #diversitysupport for this years conference #scotphp17 scophp.co/ds
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