LOAN OFFERING UPDATES: Memecoins: (unchanged) 30% LTV for 2 Days 25% LTV for 3 Days 20% LTV for 7 Days RWAs / Tokenized Stocks: 50% LTV for 7 Days 60% LTV for 15 Days 70% LTV for 30 Days Details here: magpie.capital/marketplace $Magpie

PRODUCT UPDATE: The RWA Value on @solana just crossed $3B and growing! Tokenized Stocks such as $SPCX have substantially lower volatility risk than memecoins. As a result, we are INCREASING the loan terms for RWAs to up to 30 days! $Magpie @toly @vibhu @Backpack @sunrisedefi @tokens @SolanaFndn Details here: magpie.capital/marketplace

.@MagpieLoans how is my voting weight 0 if screenshot for mgp 001 was yesterday?

Our permission-less protocol just got even more attractive with our x402 endpoints. @coinbase $Magpie AI agents borrow on-chain capital pay-per-call, no API key, no terms-of-service to sign. More information here: magpie.capital/x402

Tokenized US stocks on Solana are real now. @tokens May 2026: $868M monthly volume, 192K wallets, ~97% of all tokenized-equity spot volume sitting on this chain. Most holders buy and sit. We at $Magpie see lending demand nobody's serving properly yet. And we’re doing it permission-less. 🧵

SITE INTEGRATION COMPLETE: You can now: borrow, repay, and fully engage the Magpie protocol without the use of TG. (We will keep TG fully operational as an option if people feel more comfortable using it, it won’t be going away) Here’s a video demonstration of how it works: (Pip is working overtime 🐦) magpie.capital $Magpie

Start of the week - but the leaderboard is already looking insane Even in this market, RUNNR users are finding ways to make money and stack their portfolios All shared publicly within our app. BIG UPDATES COMING SOON. 📲

We roll deep in the memecoin space @troll_house_sol @redelephantss @kilroy_onsolana @mikasasolslayer @crazysquid_sol @bluechipsAI @tibanelabs PAY ATTENTION

PROTOCOL TRANSPARENCY: MORE THAN 360 SOL have been granted in loans! See data here: magpie.capital/stats We currently have 212 Approved memecoins, tokenized stocks, tokenized ETFs, and tokenized metals for lending: magpie.capital/tokens $Magpie, $Fartcoin , and $Buttcoin currently have the largest active loan positions.

PROTOCOL ENHANCEMENT: magpie-x402 lets AI agents access our on-chain lending protocol with x402. Pay in SOL, query credit and loan data directly from the protocol, and get real-time answers—no API keys, no accounts, no custody required. With Agent spending increasing vs. human spending, this is going to add a major consumer market to the Solana Permission-less Lending space lead by $Magpie GitHub: github.com/magpiecapital/mag…

The trenches are mostly populated with people in their first cycle. New KOLs have shitty taste in memes. If your meme is simple, effective and is relatable to people outside of the CT bubble, stay the course. Find ways to market your coin outside of X. Right now, we have a major fart sniffing problem on X. The “What’s the narrative” and/or “what’s the lore” virus has taken over. Memes used to send because they were fun and funny. They didn’t require a 2 page deep dive analysis on why it should work as a meme. Most of the new KOLs here got lucky on 1-3 trades and now think they are an expert ultra elite alpha caller trench savior. The inability for GOOD MEMES to actually send vs the over saturation of this current Trend Coin Tokenized Attention Span Prediction Market is abysmal. We need to bring back MEME coins. We need to bring back FUNNY coins. We need to bring back STUPID coins.

Magpie is a great alternative to perps. If you really believe in a position like $WORLDCUP, $Fartcoin, $Hunter and more… increase your position by: -Putting up your tokens as collateral with us for a SOL loan. -Buy more of that token and increase your position. Two steps.

Permission-less Trench Liquidity.

how chudthebuilder was able to stream and monetize himself even after getting banned form Kick: after getting banned from Kick, Chud streamed on Pumpfun, a platform most known for buying & selling memecoins instead of getting paid from subs or ad revenue, Chud got paid a small fee every time somebody bought or sold his coin in two weeks, he grossed over $150,000 on the platform, which would have made him the 3rd highest grossing twitch streamer in terms of sub revenue prices of memecoins typically go up when there is more attention on a subject, incentivizing streamers like Chud to do crazy things on stream, and then convert that attention into revenue when Chud shot someone on stream, the price of his token went from $1m all the way to an ATH of $4.4m within 9 minutes because pumpfun makes money from memecoin trading and has no advertisers, they face less pressure to deplatform someone compared to twitch or kick

the $wojak community on Ethereum has been patient for 3 years. but now we are ready to fulfill our destiny Wojak Ikigai

Bad take Retail ended up buying doge , safemoon , shiba , cumrocket etc.. all these originated from ct bubble Retail will end up buying whatever when there’s proper liquidity

“I love seeing hard workers in the space.” “Keep up the good work buddy!” “We need more people like you here.” “Wow, you guys are still going?” “oh I thought it died after bond.” “fr that’s cool you’re still pushing” “Love the meme, but I’m gonna pass” Some of my favorite comments from pushing the same token for almost 100 days and people not buying. Wait until we’re on day 200. 100% chance it does at least 27x from here.

The fill the wick game is fun. solana:GvQH1VGGbrjeRSbsCreptYN4GUcZ9w7vMFJ5ic8ypump goes so much higher.

Let’s play a fun game called fill the $wiener wick.

2.1M views on TikTok in 45 days of account creation. $wiener goes infinitely higher. Just like $troll Just like $buttcoin Just like $retire Just like $nothing Just like $triplet Just like $unc HIGHER FOR ORIGINAL MEMES!!