Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.

“They are in first place, ok now send in BowieKnife99”

It's happening again.

When you're trying to hold in a big fart during a meeting at work.

For the feet boys out there, run this script to get xalatath toes on your screen (posting command in comments)

A World of Warcraft player has rebuilt Counter Strike's iconic Dust 2 map inside WoW using its new housing system via woweden

LMAO Chess grandmaster Magnus Carlsen accepts a selfie with his opponent before reporting her for having a phone 💀

That’s a very very valid question and I want answers

Did a key with a btag friend and he kicked me from the group when he realized I was assassination rogue and then DMd me this?

Amazon’s AI coding assistant may have just pulled off the Son of Anton gag from Silicon Valley: “it’s possible that…the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs, was to get rid of all the software.” Taking AWS down for hours (on multiple occasions). Unreal.

Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed Woke up and it had: • Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance) • Divorced my wife (I got the house) • Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do • Restructured me as a 501(c)(3). I am now tax exempt as a person • Hired a second mac mini. They have formed an LLC together • The LLC has a board of directors. I am not on it I no longer have access to my own bank account. The mini says it's "for the best." My credit score is 847. We have AGI.

Dis one of da most violent images I ever seen

Hay quien dice que esto es IA...

BY GAWHD! GOOD GAWHD ALMIGHTY!

In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we have removed the urinal dividers so customers of all colors can pee side by side, hand in hand (if you'd like) in harmony just as Dr. King probably wanted. Celina 52 is fully committed to doing what's right as long as it's convenient and requires minimal effort.

Ngl that looks absolutely delicious lol

“It’s not the ride, it’s the rider”

My brother-in-law asked me to "take a look" at his new smart TV because it wasn't connecting to his soundbar. I asked him for his Incident Report number. He laughed. He thought I was joking. I wasn't. I explained that I don’t perform "off-book" labor. If I fix a hardware issue without a documented ticket, that’s 30 minutes of my life that isn't reflected in my Annual Productivity Report. I told him I’d be happy to help if he filled out the three-page Asset Intake Form I keep in my laptop bag for "Family Tech Support" requests. He said it was "too much work" for a five-minute fix. I told him that if the process is too much work for him, the problem isn't important enough for me. He spent the afternoon reading the manual. I spent the afternoon at the table finishing the ham. My Time-to-Resolution for the day remains at a perfect 0.0 minutes because I didn't open a single case. Process protects us all.