Just give me a pizza, just a little bit's *enough*
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28 Apr 2017
"I should have known how much you would love pizza considering it was the first word you ever recognized" - mom to me, casually after 25yrs
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Tfw you totally understand the pun
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Mar 11
what the land sees when you acknowledge it
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24 Jul 2025
SHE SAID YES!!!! đ
And then she said âI know how great your life isâ because she is Stephanie J. Block in Falsettos
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24 Jun 2025
The town in blue is the suburb I grew up in. The town in red is the (richer, whiter) suburb @AOC grew up in. The area in the black circle way down at the bottom is the Bronx.
24 Jun 2025
Also, Iâm a Bronx girl. You should know that we can eat Queens boys for breakfast. Respectfully.
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24 Jun 2025
Here's the Yorktown High School '04 yearbook pic. Friends Road looks nothing like the Bronx.
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24 Jun 2025
LOL, you grew up in northern westchester, went by the name of Sandy and graduated from Yorktown High School.
This sure doesn't look like the Bronx. Where are the community notes when you need them?
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25 Apr 2025
ALT big bird talking before class: "hi kids, today we're going to learn about wage theft. record breaking profits without any increase in worker wages is called: wage theft."
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26 Feb 2025
first replacement cast of âdeath becomes herâ should be kristin and idina
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29 Jan 2025
the vibe i bring to the function
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24 Jan 2025
Today, ICE carried out an unconstitutional raid in Newark, detaining lawful U.S. citizens, including a veteran who served our country, without a warrant. This is a flagrant violation of New Jersey's laws, our residents' rights, and the Constitution.
Full statement below:
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5 Dec 2024
I swear this movie has come out every six months for the last four years
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24 Nov 2024
Making shirts that say âI got my daddyâs temper and my mommyâs absolutely perfect titsâ
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21 Aug 2024
My mom any time we left her estranged sisterâs house
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21 Aug 2024
she looks like kermit and miss piggyâs baby
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21 Aug 2024
Michelle Obama: "We don't have the benefit of generational wealth"
Just one of Michelle Obama's houses:
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24 Jul 2024
Just to re-cap:
- our former president was shot
- our current president was couped
And while weâve barely seen our presidentâs face for a week, a foreign leader that literally owns our government is addressing our CongressâŚ
Who is couping our government? Who is running our government? And why arenât Americans losing their sh-t?
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21 Jul 2024
Bidenâs note is so powerful
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21 Jul 2024
Man Who Just Admitted He Is Unfit To Be President Assures Nation He Will Continue Being President buff.ly/4fff0Vo
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