Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

I’ll decline a morning call so fast. Yeah, I’m awake but I haven’t even spoken to myself yet.

Whoever invented the jean jacket got a forever customer in millennial women.

My most favorite girl in this world passed today, and I am not okay. Heaven better have the fucking RED CARPET rolled out for my Gannie ‼️‼️

when i was in elementary school i really thought opening TIME CAPSULES would be a much bigger part of my adult life

Finally made it to see #michael …. 10/10 …. Give Jafar ALL HIS FLOWERS! 0/10 for having to spend $80 on 3 matinee tix, ONE large popcorn/ soda and 2 candies combo for myself and a pair of 8 year olds This is why the fuck millennials are ANGRYYYYY!!! 🤯

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

The way my grandma just walked the dog on me and my cousin at #PopStroke is taking me OUT 🤣🤣💀 #tigerwoods

I fuxxxxxxxxxx with Nashville heavy!

This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials. Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect. Social media rage bait ruined that

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss? Turning something on and it just works. No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue". Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

I just love being outside in Asheville so much 😭😭😭😭

The Atlanta Beltline being this packed with people at 7pm on a TUESDAY is just a delight. Every restaurant along the trail is packed, people everywhere socializing and being humans together. The dichotomy of this experience against Atlanta Freeway Hell just boggles the mind.

Ummmm maybe ain’t nothing wrong with a good ole country boy.. Where can I find something like this? 😂😂

As a frequent rental car driver- I HATEEEEEEEE every mf car manufactured after 2020 ‼️‼️‼️ No matter the make or model, all this technology makes shit unbearable to drive. From the gears to the sensors, everything is overstimulating AS FUCK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ … my rant for the day

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

Yeah, millennials insisted on making the SATs part of the school's performance framework. They insisted on AP courses becoming part of the curriculum. They insisted on college recruiters taking trips to schools. They insisted on scholarship forms being in every admin office. Millennials demanded statistics lessons on the differences between college graduates and high schoolers in earning potential with zero time being given to the trades. Millennials were the cause of all this. Not their Boomer school administrators, Boomer bank CEOs, Boomer Politicians and Boomer parents.

Finally catching up on this season of #theboys ……

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

Got throwed on a golf course today ✌🏾