unblemished record of heterosexuality.
Joined December 2015
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Jun 15
Made the fatal error of wincing from cramps for one second at work and this guy said give us a smile #AvoidYourMailForTheNextWeek
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Jun 14
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Jun 14
People were captivated by that Dune press tour interview where he quotes William Earnest Henley but since nobody knew it was from a poem the whole internet reacted like he was the first youngin to know words
Jun 12
It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.
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Jun 12
on public transport without headphones
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Jun 8
My grandmother is approaching 90 years old and beautiful and has never concerned herself with such things
Jun 8
Looking at old photos of myself and noticing the loss of elasticity in my face
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May 27
dude who made this is a real reader cause this is how it is
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Broooo you wanna know an original idea. Lets start a modpack. Lets start a minecraft modpack for this summer. Lets go
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May 26
Iโm just saying itโs never tough blue collar dudes with these ridge wallets. Just these broccoli head white kids. Fumbling around shit packed to the brim just a bunch of 1s and lint everywhere. Free these guys from the ridge wallet spell
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May 22
Gay dr seuss
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May 22
fragment of journal entry found in abandoned bunker level of video game
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May 20
they literally got me #DONOTSPEEDINWESTVIRGINIA
May 18
The cops on the other side of the divided highway are not real and cannot catch you
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