the body wash appreciator
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5 Jul 2020
in case anyone doesn't know the ocarina of time rules
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i love it when someone makes fun of business school and business majors and a guy always comes out like "they're jealous of my job at a car dealership"
A lot of the hatred of business majors is rooted in envy (from people who studied some bullshit in college and are upset that business majors became more successful). Also DEI STEM people who are perhaps insecure about their own intelligence.
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LMAAAAAOOOOO, we all know what this means and this shouldn’t be celebrated.
HISTORIC! The Grammy Awards have announced a new category, "Best Latin Song", following the victory of Bad Bunny's "DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS" in Album of the Year.
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the conservative desire to do away with women's suffrage is rooted in insecurity about the lack of appeal of their ideology. you guys can't get enough buy in because your policy positions are anti worker and anti social so you just end up arriving at pathetic electoral schemes.
The problem with polarization along fundamental identity characteristics is that it seems plainly destabilizing to me. It seems to be making everybody very unhappy. It seems to be making dating and family formation a lot harder. It seems clearly to me atomizing. It shifts focus from the family to the individual.
Should I go on? I’m sorry, but are people under the impression that this is difficult? The whole point of my tweet is that this isn’t difficult. And it shouldn’t be difficult for you either.
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even though they are very tiresome i do think it's funny to watch these people get really whiny and pretend their ideas couldn't possibly just be fuckin stupid
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Yeah you should be able to entertain ideas outside the bounds of modern liberalism. You should be able to think about these things without defaulting to a disgust/contempt response. What set of facts *would* convince you universal suffrage is bad? Think about it.
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like yea hunter we entertained the notion of doing away with women's suffrage and it's stupid. sorry, back to the drawing board! try to come up with something compelling next time!
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good for them they both seem really cool
‘Hacks’ star Hannah Einbinder is dating journalist Jasper Nathaniel, seen ‘kissing’ at party trib.al/FeZEWOm
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meghan mancain x retweeted
we painted it islamic green as a part of the iranian mou!
FOX: I'm here at the newly renovated reflecting pool. It's painted American flag blue. The Democrats will tell you there's green algae. There's pool guys cleaning it up. No other president would do that.
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politically homeless just still means conservative lmao
I never thought I would ever say this, but here we go.
President Trump just made a fool of himself. As of today, I’m politically homeless.
Trump’s negative rhetoric toward Israel, the only democracy in the Middle East, will embolden jihadists and their supporters worldwide. They are grinning from ear to ear right now.
President Trump has been bought.
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the algae is woke
Liberal psychopaths likely sabotaged it with algae like they ruined the grass right behind it. It should be guarded at this point.
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you should give seeing a woman as a person rather than a life support system for a vagina a try
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If “sex only when I’m 100% in the mood” becomes the absolute rule, the lower-desire partner gains unilateral control over a core part of the relationship.
This is why Emily strawmans.
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Million Dollar Babykiller
Right now, we need to see some fight.
So we went to talk to the experts at Jabs Gym in Detroit.
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DC sentient lanyards are always like: no! you're not supposed to have fun you're supposed to just show voters a desire to endlessly triangulate!
The job in the primary is to find a candidate to win the general election to avoid giving Trump control over Wisconsin electors. Does this help accomplish this task?
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this is why this guy's comics so best capture the melodramatic nature of conservatives. no one is doing it like him.
Good. If the MLB wants to martyr these men, they will become heroes. Someday Christians won’t be allowed to buy or sell unless they renounce Christ and wear the mark, but that day isn’t today.
Never trade your faith for a nice, cozy career.
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my mom thinks he's on renal dialysis
Jun 15
There is not a chance in the world, a normal healthy person falls a sleep in a public event with extreme noise, even if one tries. Trump is dementia napping.
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whining about the gay agenda in 2026 makes you sound 200 years old
Maybe don’t force them to wear things they don’t believe in to push an agenda they don’t believe in?
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meghan mancain x retweeted
I don't know what to say anymore
The Israeli Supreme Court, supposedly the last bastion of Israeli "democracy", just signed Dr Husam Abu Safiya's death warrant.
The court rejected his appeal and ordered for the continuation of his unlawful detention, knowing full well that he is being held in abhorrent conditions, without cause or indictment and being subjected to torture on a regular basis.
Hostage taking, torture, rejection of the most basic human rights; with this kind of democracy, who needs fascism?
Free Dr Husam Abu Safiya now!
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conservatives are gonna whine about people being unwilling to tolerate their annoying bullshit until the end of time.
The league will only tolerate messages promoting tolerance. Nothing else will be tolerated.
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go to this guy's twitch and listen to his voice and ask yourself if he sounds like a guy who's had sex
Jun 15
OH HELL NAW SHE GRABBING HIS SHIT ON STREAM NAAAAH NAH NAH SHE GOTTA GO
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Jun 14
They genuinely actually never learned to cook on that god forsaken island
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