The Absurd Element
Joined September 2023
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A man cannot shit in the same pants twice… for they are not the same pants and he is not the same man
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Jun 14
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
Jun 14
BREAKING: Reports indicate American singer Oliver Tree, was among those killed in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro.
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Of course Oliver Tree would have some sort of pizzagate connection.
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Jun 14
Never forget when Oliver Tree broke the World Record for largest scooter
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Jun 14
This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president
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Jun 14
i will ever get in a fucking helicopter ever again for the rest of my fucking life i don’t care why or where or how much time it saves.
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You just created 100 Oliver Trees.
Always test your coke.
To Oliver Tree: rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla.
Dave Chappelle (getting serious 50min into his special): Oliver Tree was my friend and he died. He fucking DIED.
I didn’t even know he was sick.
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Jun 12
They posted this and then it was immediately removed.
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Jun 13
Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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Jun 12
Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers
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this is easily top ten threads of all time on twitter thank you all
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Jun 13
"The stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." When it comes to religion, absolute certainty is a giant red flag. If you have zero doubt, you don't have faith. You just have a fragile ego demanding control over things bigger than yourself.
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Jun 12
Windows is getting real buggy and bad. Never seen "repair version" updates before.
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Jun 11
When the class find out you got gum
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Jun 11
by artist Travis Chapman.
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