Senior Editor, Lifestyle @parademagazine@dorianawards member 🎙 @heroesofgalaxy @SeriouslyCallMe 🌈 Mean Lesbian Union Prez (she/her)

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If you know anything about me and my love for Star Wars, you know that at the top of it all is my love for Ahsoka. With that, here is my encyclopedic knowledge of the character for @thedailybeast #Ahsoka thedailybeast.com/obsessed/a…
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These people never take a stand over genocide, imperialism, war, etc. only homosexuality. Typical christians are some of the worst people ever.
Several Giants players wrote Bible verses on their caps to respond to Pride Night. The gesture echoed a familiar pattern: making a night meant for inclusion about something else entirely. Read more for free, from @GrantBrisbee: nyti.ms/3Q23q8J
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gene fein.
kenzie only on this show so she can have mixed babies i know a gene fein when i see one btch.
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The fact that this genuinely happened and is possible is dangerous for me to know about
A man with severe OCD shot himself in an attempt to end his life. He lived, but the bullet destroyed the part of his brain that caused OCD, and he was cured.
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i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames
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RT @aseperatecinema: “She’s beautiful without believing that gives her permission to be uninteresting.” oh he gathered
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Did y’all see buddy who set the goal to run every street in Chicago finally did it? That is so raw
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This episode had no business being that scary
Jun 15
Only genuine fans know
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I am just chuckling to myself over this. Celebs just can’t escape those INVESTIGATIONS on the red carpet! If you’re not just yelling “GIRL!!” back and forth it must be AN INVESTIGATION!
Quenlin Blackwell says she, Jake Shane and Brittany Broski were invited to host the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscars Party red carpet because viewers “want to hear a celebrity they’re interested in speak to someone like their friend … versus a journalist [who] is investigative, trying to get into it.” bit.ly/49Ypg3B
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Controversial opinion i know, but if you leave your cat outside you don’t get to be upset when someone takes it or it dies. Leaving your cat outside is so dangerous and stupid and neglectful. Its horrible for the environment. Youre leaving your pet outside in the elements, letting it destroy bird populations, and then getting upset when something happens to it? That’s YOUR fault.
Jun 15
A delivery driver caught on camera taking a family's cat says it wasn't theft because it's actually his missing pet The family say they've had 'Junie' since 2022, while the driver claims he recognized her during a delivery
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My needs are already fully met as a single person actually so a relationship is either going to add to more life or I’m not getting in one at all and I think that’s what y’all don’t comprehend
monogamous people are so weird to me. like you genuinely think one person is going to meet all your needs? or are you fine only having some of your needs met just so you dont have to be alone?
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my favorite part of the World Cup so far is all the Mexicans hanging out with other national fans and teaching them to say” que chingue su madre el america” 😂😂
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i wish blue balling killed men fr
again i think we need to put women through sex ed again where they get a lesson on what blueballing is and why men are frustrated about this
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one of her neighbors called in a noise complaint because she was celebrating the knicks winning, mind your fuckin business and stop calling the police like its customer service
Jun 15
LAPD shoots and kills a dog as the owner celebrates the Knicks' NBA championship. 🎥: FOX 11 Los Angeles
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I once saw a helicopter go down in the East River next to Carl Schurz park when I lived on the UES. I was the first to call 911 and watched the whole nightmare unfold. The helicopter lost power, auto-rotated down safely, landed softly on the water, and everything seemed like it was ok. Except one of the landing gear airbags failed to inflate, causing the helicopter to flip upside down in the water. The pilot scrambled out and was screaming for help as he bobbed in and out of the helicopter, trying to rescue his passengers. Come to find out, this was an aerial photography tour and the passengers were secured to the helicopter via a full-body harness and a locking carabiner in the middle of their back. Nobody managed to free themselves from their restraints and all 4 drowned. Eventually the pilot gave up, crawled on top of the half-submerged helicopter, and floated down the East River as he continued to scream for help. Helicopters are death traps and will kill you in ways you can’t even imagine. Life is too precious to fly in a helicopter. It’s not worth it.
A passenger on board a helicopter with YouTuber Oliver Tree was seen throwing himself from the aircraft after it collided with another helicopter in a mid-air collision that killed four young friends and two pilots in Rio de Janeiro trib.al/2Gxy6GW 🔗
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Everyone making fun of her but the follow-up post is so perfect
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senatobia police just k!lled a 1 year old bc they THOUGHT his mother might have been shoplifting diapers. for the same baby they executed in broad daylight.
🚨🚨🚨6/14/2026: Police opened fire into a moving vehicle at a Walmart parking lot, killing 1-year-old Cohen Wiley inside. Reason: Police felt the woman in the car was shoplifting diapers. The woman is critical. Two LEOs involved. Details in link. incarcernation.com/view-for-…
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imagine going through cardiac arrest and this smash starts playing

❤️ Bad Bunny has been added to the CPR playlist of the American Heart Association. The reason is that, for hands-only CPR to be effective, chest compressions must be delivered at a rate of 100–120 per minute. “Tití Me Preguntó” has a tempo of 107 beats per minute.
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Joellen’s husband defending her like a real husband! #RHORI

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