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Everyday at the moment I keep feeling like “I’m only 27 I’m a baby girl” to feeling like “I’m 27 I am a big adult who should be mature and sensible & shit” ... my friends and peers are all older than me but I would be in the “overs” category on X factor an that stresses me out 🤣
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25 Jul 2021
Whoever keeps voting for Hugo you don’t deserve data #LoveIsland
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20 Jul 2021
Well done @JeffBezos really well done. Can I do my farming show now?
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22 Jun 2021
My mum is not ready for July 19th.
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31 May 2021
When Harvey Price said "what a day", I felt that
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2 May 2021
So #LineOfDuty fans, do you want me to rap anyone... life the mood a bit?
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13 Jan 2021
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12 Jan 2021
My dads surgery was deemed "non-urgent" in November, so pushed back until 2021 to try help the NHS during this time. Seven days later he was dead from the thing he needed surgery for. Turns out it was urgent after all and now I don't have a Dad... Forgive me for being raging rn
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24 Dec 2020
The love u can have for a dog is actually different. so much love
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28 Nov 2020
Your twenties now extend to 32 to cover time lost to covid
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26 Nov 2020
I can only imagine hearing you have been given Tier 3 is on par with hearing Louis Walsh is your Mentor on The X Factor
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27 Nov 2020
When Hermes emails you to say 'we've got your parcel' it feels more like a threat than an update doesn't it.
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15 Nov 2020
Btw, THEY AREN’T IN AUSTRALIA ON A MAD TIME DIFFERENCE WHY DIDN’T THEY PUT THIS ON EARLIER FOR ALL OF US OLD FARTS WHO HAVE TO GET UP EARLY
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13 Nov 2020
I really owe Apple £0.79 for the rest of my life 😭😂
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14 Oct 2020
Many times.
14 Oct 2020
Has anyone tried just telling the virus to fuck off?
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7 Aug 2020
wishing a great weekend to everyone but davina and justin hartley #SellingSunset
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5 Aug 2020
Please know that if you ever see me using Comic Sans on my Instagram story it is because I am embroiled in a hostage situation and I’m trying to signal to you that something is very wrong
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