Writer | Health nut | Catholic | Wife and mom ✨
Joined March 2020
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My husband just described me as being “whimsical but full of rage” and honestly that statement perfectly encapsulates my personality.
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Our favorite priest is moving parishes. I got him a Dulia Saints hat and a St. Michael the Archangel Rugged Rosary
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easy 150K
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You're offered $50,000 but if you
accept it, the person you haťe most in the entire world gets $100,000.
Are you taking it ??
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People brought us packs of ground beef because of my food allergies 🤣😂
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If you are visiting a friend/family member who just had a baby, remember that everybody makes a casserole.
Bring literally anything else.
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My husband always describes his body type as "midwestern cornfed" but he says it so often that he abbreviated it to "midwestern corn". I love him so much 🤣😂
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He is in his era of random people coming up to him and asking him about his lifting routine, diet, etc. Last night a young guy at the gym asked him if he did strongman competitions. I'm really proud of my husband for all of his hard work over the last two years. He setting such a good example for our son with his diligence in the gym.
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“what’s the worst that could happen?” is a question i ask with far too much confidence
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Impatiently waiting for Wednesday because that's when the next episode of The Other Bennet Sister drops
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My youngest niece plays with my Littlest Pet Shop! I think my Polly Pockets are still in my parents' attic.
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Mom just called and asked if I wanted all my Polly Pocket and Littlest Pet Shop sets from the 90’s.
Um YES!
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Jun 15
my mom making me come say hi to somebody i “knew” as a baby
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If you don’t see the creeping authoritarianism behind these measures, you’re willfully blind.
Jun 15
If you’re against the concept of limiting social media use for children, you’re clueless
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I loved my batch! Can't wait to see who's in my next batch 🥰
(I'm not pregnant! Yet...)
Jun 15
Loving this new batch of pregnant moms, I love how we get pregnancy batches on here
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Yeah because building muscle for bone density and eating protein to gain said muscle is just a silly pursuit of vanity. Be for real!
Jun 14
No offense but all health and lifestyle crap is actually about vanity and the sooner you accept that the easier your life gets
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Jun 15
God forbid a natural blonde wants to have eyebrows on one of the most important days of her life.
Jun 14
Seeing women give birth in full glam makeup will never not baffle me…your life is at risk and you’re probably in the most unimaginable pain a human will ever experience but a photo shoot is what’s on your mind
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I actually sweat off most of my makeup in a birth tub while pushing but I’m still glad I put some on. It was a normal part of my day and a nice thing to do during early labor to stay calm and focused.
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Jun 15
There is something evil and witchy about trying to stop time completely when it comes to your appearance… our culture’s obsession with youth and appearance reflects something deeply broken within us. You aren’t God. You can’t stop time. It’s one thing to have a normal amount of pride in your appearance but it’s quite another to think you are immortal.
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It never works out for the youth-obsessed witches in fairytales… there’s a lesson there.
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If I turned all of my sorority letter shirts and printed graphic tees into quilts I would have like 80 quilts
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