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the problem with bluesky is that no one follows me please follow me on bluesky bsky.app/profile/andyor.in

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"When Valnet takes over a fan site, the playbook is well established: employees are replaced by contractors, compensation plummets and writers who complain land on a blacklist that blocks them from working for Valnet sites altogether."
1 May 2025
Polygon Sold To Valnet And Hit With Mass Layoffs dlvr.it/TKVDN4
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24 Apr 2025
is this movie going to be like the seinfeld finale
One day in 1996, this poor guy suddenly got an upset stomach at work and needed to run to the bathroom, came back to his desk to find a knife in it, and then got sent off to Alaska. 29 years later, you’re damn right he gets a character poster now that he’s finally back!
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
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17 Apr 2025
way to market your software by behaving like the trolls the software is intended to prevent
Hey @hasanthehun, we appreciate you purchasing our software to delete these tweets. But we would really prefer if you just don't exploit women instead. We are gonna go ahead and refund you.
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13 Apr 2025
rage against the machine should do a song about how chex mix used to be a homemade snack recipe but now it's a corporate item you buy some of those that make chex mix are the same that sell pretzels Uh!
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13 Apr 2025
snl skit pitch: a parody of The Pitt but the mass trauma event is a book fair and they’re dealing with paper cuts
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12 Apr 2025
it is "funny" that for years conservatives said you can't trust the government and now they are creating a government that you should never trust. again and again every accusation is a confession
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7 Apr 2025
hell yea
7 Apr 2025
Every choice, every mission, has all led to this. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning. May 23, 2025.
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2 Apr 2025
val kilmer, a real one
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I’m obsessed with character introductions that immediately and succinctly tell you everything you need to know about the character and I think this might be my all-timer
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26 Mar 2025
jesus christ jake tapper
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wes anderson being a neon genesis evangelion and studio ghibli fan is so real

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25 Mar 2025
bbq pizza is bae
THIS IS THE NEW CPK. FRESH. TO. DEATH.
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20 Mar 2025
lol they adapted the Alan Alda movie?
20 Mar 2025
Three couples. Four trips. A lot to unpack. THE FOUR SEASONS, a new comedy series starring Marco Calvani, Steve Carell, Colman Domingo, Tina Fey, Will Forte, Erika Henningsen, and Kerri Kenney-Silver premieres May 1.
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Gee, I wonder if this vendor email was written by AI.
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11 Mar 2025
There was a window of time in which The Shawshank Redemption was playing on TV somewhere every weekend and I probably watched The Shawshank Redemption like ten times. Maybe I should get a physical copy to continue the tradition of watching Shawshank. [whispering] Zihuatanejo
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10 Mar 2025
why does one have windows that can't open
Nice traditional new-builds in New York.
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The amount of memes and pop culture moments this episode has generated alone could feed a small country (if memes were edible). A THREAD.
#OnThisDay #30YearsAgo March 5, 1995, "A Star is Burns" (S06E18) first aired on the Fox network. Guest starring @realjonlovitz as Jay Sherman, with @MAURICELAMARCHE and Phil Hartman. Dir: Susie Dietter. Wr: Ken Keeler. EP: @AlJean, @MikeReissWriter & @DaveMirkin. #TheSimpsons
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