If you hand me any basket of beliefs, I’m going to start throwing some out.
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Don’t be ICE, don’t be Antifa.
Go ahead and argue vociferously on social media.
Try to be tolerant and generous with your assumptions about people you meet in the physical world.
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If this catches on I will be so happy.
Jameis Winston partook in the Japanese's tradition of picking up trash after soccer matches 🤝
Man who had zero problems last week.
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Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire hasn’t taken anything away from your slice of the pie.
Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire has expanded the total size of the pie.
This really shouldn’t be difficult to grasp.
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Can’t relate. I’ve been monogamous for 43 years and only once saw an ecstasy-fueled orgy, in which I did not participate (either one).
Sex has always been highly intimate and significant for me, for better or worse.
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I get from the outside that sleeping with someone at an orgy seems significant but in my orgies it's really not. Ppl just have sex with me, basically anybody, including ppl I sometimes dislike (not bad ppl just I don't get along with them).
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Hanlon's Laser retweeted
Ok now THAT'S funny.
Markwayne Mullin: "The Democrats always want to throw out the Constitution all the time. Well, great — let's throw out the Constitution. I mean, not throw it out, but throw it out as an argument…I meant throw out the Constitution as an excuse."
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Stunning and brave
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Not even close
Something like 75% of Americans are 2 missed paychecks away from being bankrupt, and this homeless but keep thinking it's all a moral failure...
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The great sportswriter Rick Reilly wrote a piece some years ago noting how "wildly out of balance" our greatest athletes are. "The price of greatness is more than you want to pay," he wrote. "Enjoy your heroes, but don't envy them."
Same here, I reckon.
I just don’t understand why anyone cares that he’s a weirdo. Most great entrepreneurs were weirdos. It often goes with the territory. What matters is what he does, which is incredible. I want more of that.
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Yankee Rugby?
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Oh Boy: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football.
"This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
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I was stating why I was not interested after you had asked to interview 3 times. I found out you were Jewish after the fact. My experiences with Jews have not been pleasant, both in person and online. This is not to say I havent had positive experiences, but on the aggregate that is not the case.
Obviously, the reactions by your community only serves to further prove my point and indicate your post on X was not done in good faith. I am sure that if you indicated you didn't want to work for someone who was white or Christian this would not have blown up to the capacity it has here today nor would you have been intimated as I have been.
Additionally, even supposing none of this were to happen your actions here today clearly demonstrate a level of immaturity and possibly insecurity, which I wouldn't expect of a 24 year old self proclaimed entrepreneur.
Given that I have been doxed and intimated by your community including having my personal life investigated for no other reason than a single comment I cant imagine any reasonable person not coming to a similar conclusion, per the post above.
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Silent gen: we ate dirt sandwiches during the great depression
Boomers: my dad died in ww2 and I got drafted to fight in Vietnam
Gen X: leaded fuel made us psychotic and we started smoking at 9 years old
Millenials: my parents are divorced and im bartender with a PhD
Gen Z:
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Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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Funny, but the more subtle point about how most wealth is valued will go over people’s heads.
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Yeah, you’ve all seen this in real life. They mostly mean it in the same way MAGA says universal healthcare is socialist, not the “nationalize the means of production” way. Plus they mean less radical on culture/gender.
The median Democrat voter is a self described socialist who thinks the party should be more centrist
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The second paragraph is quite obviously false. Zero-sum reasoning will bury your senses.
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What a despicable human you are. I know nothing about you but you’ve given me everything I need to know. You clearly care nothing for the care of human beings.
When one gets wealthier another has to get poorer.
Absolutely shameful statement.
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When will these people figure out that these things really aren’t related.
Musk just became the worlds first TRILLIONAIRE.
Meanwhile, public services are stretched to breaking point. Poverty is rising. Meanwhile, extreme wealth continues to grow.
The economy isn't working for ordinary people.
A wealth tax could raise billions to invest in our communities, strengthen public services, and build a fairer future.
Tax wealth. Fund public services. Tackle inequality.
It's time for those with the broadest shoulders to contribute their fair share.
#WealthTax #TaxTheRich #PublicServices #WealthInequality
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Ask for a mute, you can have it
Jun 13
I love criticizing Elon Musk on here because all the right-wing trolls come running to defend him and then he has to pay me more money
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🧵 Five students brought a lawsuit against Columbia and Barnard after they were punished for participating in the 2025 Butler Library protest.
Barnard and Columbia’s lawyers found two AI-generated hallucinations in one of their court filings:
“As for the second case Petitioners rely on, ‘Matter of McCormack v. LaHood, 85 A.D.3d 1070, 1071 (2d Dep't 2011),’ the reporter citation is to a case of a different name that has no relevance whatsoever, and after a diligent search, Barnard is unable to locate any case with this name.”
“Again, one of the cases Petitioners cited, ‘Matter of Ortiz v. Coughlin, 86 A.D.2d 660, 661 (2d Dep't 1982),’ does not appear to exist-the citation goes to the middle of another case of a different name with no relevance here, and after a diligent search, the only three cases with these names in the caption are completely irrelevant.”
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I’m concerned that not a single person we’ve elected to national public office can do math, or, it seems, knows how much *they themselves spend* on anything.
Like, not everyone gets stocks, I understand that. But this isn’t even remotely correct.
A 5% tax on Elon’s net worth would fund every community health center in America for the next 26 years.
I’ll say it again. Tax the rich.
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History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.
Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.
And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.
You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.
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Hanlon's Laser retweeted
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The # of leftists who have just shown us that they don’t understand, or worse pretend not to understand, economics is staggering.
If you expropriated (stole) 5% of Elon’s stock you have to sell it, then use that cash to compete with other goods and services in the economy. We need to do less of something else (consumption) to do more of whatever it is you want to do. The funding source is irrelevant to the existence of this tradeoff. Oh, and because it’s still most of the consumption, most of the pain of this tradeoff would, as usual, not come from the super-rich, but from the people you pretend to care most about (or you’re just that dumb).
Elon is not sitting on a pile of unused health care you can take and hand out.
A 5% tax on Elon’s net worth would fund every community health center in America for the next 26 years.
I’ll say it again. Tax the rich.
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