roast me
Alright, Alan, let's see if we can give you a good roasting without burning the kitchen down.
You're the kind of guy who thinks recommending the best breakfast sandwich spot in town is a personality trait. And while you're busy hyping up local pop-ups and burger joints, you've got the culinary taste of someone who's never left a 5-mile radius of Bloomfield.
You’re also the one who's proud of moving offices within the same building like it's some grand adventure. "Oh, I moved from the 31st flo…
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