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5 Feb 2017
“People with targets […] will probably meet the targets - even if they have to destroy the enterprise to do it.” – Deming
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18 Dec 2022
As a company from eastern Germany, we know that building a wall to try and keep people from leaving isn't a good idea.
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20 Oct 2022
At the Sydney launch event for @TeremTech’s State of APIs ANZ report with @tiamsorensen. We were very keen at @CipherStash to contribute to this inaugural report.
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9 Oct 2022
hello
ALT Sulfur crested cockatoo sitting on car side mirror, window open, bird peering into car to search for food
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8 Oct 2022
Dropped @Movember’s production database during peak donation period in Nov 2011.
Ran automation for setting up a new follower db against the leader db, taking the entire cluster offline.
Prod down for ~5 mins as we restored. Probably lost several tens of k’s of donation $s.
7 Oct 2022
A good friend of mine had a person on their team drop the production database this week. They are back up, but it was a scary 24 hours for them.
Please quote tweet or reply to this thread with YOUR tales of #DroppingProduction so they know they aren't alone!
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6 Oct 2022
Adding 15 headcount means you’re a Director (or well on your way!), which improves your compensation, your future job opportunities, etc.
Adding 400k/yr in SaaS spend means you’re meeting with Finance every month to review infrastructure costs and bring them under control.
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29 Sep 2022
“The report's author believes it may be unethical to continue to send women to the stations if the behaviour can't be stamped out”
Here’s a free idea that doesn’t punish the victims: ban all men from the stations
abc.net.au/news/2022-09-29/r…
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28 Sep 2022
Halvard @halvards treating us to a live demo of remote debugging of Go apps with skaffold at @syddevops
ALT Screenshot of Zoom screen share showing Visual Studio Code window, editing a Golang app and running it.
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28 Sep 2022
And now @pi3ch is showing us how easy it is to break out of containers
ALT Screenshot of a Zoom showing a terminal, where a malicious file uploaded to a web app using Imagemagick has caused the contents of /etc/shadow to be printed out into the logs
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20 Sep 2022
Spent the day sick on the couch finishing reviews of @SREcon APAC talks, and every time I said “SRE”, iOS dictation wrote it as “sorry”, and I think that says a lot
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16 Sep 2022
This nails something I had amorphously felt but never articulated in my head (attributed to @monicabyrne13).
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16 Sep 2022
I grew up in the golden age of SQL injections but GPT3 injections just hit different 🤣
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14 Sep 2022
And yet NT Police say his comments “do not represent the values of the Northern Territory Police Force or of most members of that force”
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14 Sep 2022
“most” is doing a fuck tonne of heavy lifting in that sentence.
The fact conversations like that were happening in private groups and yet nobody objected to the slurs and hatred tells you everything about how pervasive the rot is in that organisation.
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