head barista @rootvc (seed deep-tech/AI/Devtools) hobbies -- ☕️🍕🤖🚜🛠🔪🍸🔥

Joined April 2010
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10 Nov 2025
We have a new coffee grinder (and $190M fund). I rebuilt the electronics to add grind-by-weight and Wifi/BLE. The firmware is also running a server to announce our new fund: rootventures.coffee/ ☕️🚀🤑

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My LP version — “mind if we take this as a walking meeting?” << pulls out his phone and collects Pokémon the entire time >>
I was once pitching in a board room at a top 3 VC firm for a $15M Series A. 12 people in the meeting. One of the GPs fully fell asleep. Out cold for 30 minutes. Nobody acknowledged it. Everyone just kept going. I kept presenting my Series A slides to an unconscious man in a Herman Miller chair and somehow that was considered normal. That's venture capital. You might fly across the country to perform for people who may or may not be conscious. It's a dance. And sometimes you lead and sometimes you follow and sometimes your partner is unconscious. If you're raising right now, just know: every founder has a story like this. The process is weird. The power dynamic is weird. You're not crazy for thinking it's weird. No one talks about it because they want to continue raising. But I'm happy to stick my neck out there. It is weird.
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May 26
This is the UI for a full tank of gas in a VW Atlas 🤦‍♂️
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Apr 29
I was today years old when i discovered that linkedin has dark mode. I don't know why, but i just assumed they would be the last site to adopt it.
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Avidan retweeted
I don't think anyone should attend Web Summit
hey @WebSummit I’m not interested in attending any summit featuring this speaker
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Mar 29
IYKYK
VCs are all the same 🤪
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I'm losing sleep over AI. I have to force myself to go to bed after playing with all the newest releases of the day. I haven't been this enamoured by technology since building my first computer.
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Feb 28
This year, I’m making Persian flavored hamantaschen. Thinking pistachio rose and date walnut. Any other ideas?
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Announcing: Pedal4BrainRot. 🚲 You get to watch YouTube on your Peloton, but only if you keep pedaling. If your RPM drops? BOOM. Firewall block. It’s like the movie "Speed," but the bomb is a firewall. github.com/avidan/Pedal-4-Br…
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Feb 23
My boys (3rd & 5th grade) are training for Bay City AAU basketball. They started "slow pedaling" for brainrot the second they saw YouTube on the Peloton screen. As a dad, I had to solve the problem. Now, if they want the content, they have to earn it through cardio.
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Feb 23
The requirements. RaspberryPi Magene S3 Cadence sensor Ubiquiti Network (install server on the RPi) A kid who loves YouTube Peloton (hey @onepeloton -- this would have been easier with a documented API!)
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Avidan retweeted
Oh good, I can run Doom in a terminal in @zeddotdev.
10 Dec 2025
The question "can it run doom?" is answered for OpenTUI. @muhammed_aksam did it.
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openclaw notebookLM. took a meeting with a founder today in an interesting/unique field. i had openclaw spend the night compiling 40 pages of research. Loaded the report into notebookLM to create a 30m podcast that i listened to on the drive down to the meeting.
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Hey @priceline, I am happy to help.
The extent to which @kane is Spock, @avidan is Captain Kirk, and I am Dr. “Bones” McCoy cannot be overstated.
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Just spotted the nuclear radiation sweeping helicopter over SF. Building a baseline radiation map to detect anomalies on Super Bowl Sunday.
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I guess you have to fly REALLY low to use those Gamma and Neutron detectors
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It’s a budget hit, but I love that I can take my two sons (8 & 10) to eat at the bar at fancy restaurants in SF…and they have the manners to chill and enjoy the experience.
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This would significantly increase my Friday challah production.
Dough braider.
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