Born, then did stuff. Smol woodland creature. Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods. Hater of coconut. I ❤️ Moosens.

Joined April 2009
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22 Feb 2019
How to be a beautiful moose: - be a moose - dont take anyones crap - if anyone gets near you, gore them repeatedly with your antlers - stomp on them too - make friends with flying squirrel
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you know they are going line dancing and shopping at HEB, giving out puffs of virus every time they breath in folks' faces...
So what about the two people in Texas who were on the cruise? They aren’t showing symptoms now but the incubation period is 6-8 weeks. They’re also apparently “self-monitoring” themselves so I doubt they’re planning to isolate 6-8 weeks if health services aren’t enforcing any rules. Also not seeing any updates about California, Georgia, and Arizona where other potential cases are.
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yall do realize that Doordash Grandma had to give that $100 bill back after the photo shoot, right?
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The user @dom_inDurham is sending DMs claiming he and his friends have accidentally reported your account for fraud. He sends fake screenshots and says you need to join Discord to talk to X support. X does NOT do support over Discord. THIS IS A SCAM. REPORT & BLOCK.
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Happy International Women's Day to all the ladies....we don't deserve you.
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If anyone sees this, can they follow me? I'll follow back. I had a Twitter account for 12 years and Elon deleted it because I trolled Palantir. It's peak embarrassing to ask but I'm so angry!!!
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Goes without saying, but anyone who ever needs legal support/strategy or my input as a victim advocate is MORE than welcome to reach out, no charge ever. Let's keep this place as safe as possible. Do not hesitate to call people out. Violent people and abusers thrive in places where silence is guaranteed.
-my thing with him was bad but his record was misrepresented to me & I walked away from it feeling like he had knowingly done wrong but that I had bad boundaries -I nonetheless took it seriously enough that I worked to inform event organizers & people local to him of the risk & tried to get him to come on a podcast with me so the info that he was dangerous to people with bad boundaries could get out. He got cold feet around when the person moderating ran out of bandwidth. I didn’t keep pushing on it -when someone came to me a while ago with a more recent story that was much worse than mine I realized he actively seeks out vulnerable people who are bad with boundaries & began working on a plan to try to get him back in jail. I was advised not to share anything publicly because it could hurt a potential court case, which is why I didn’t initially say anything even after things started coming to light -I feel like it’s too late for that approach now, unless more people come forward who might be willing to testify…these kinds of grey area *patterns of abuse around consent* are remarkably difficult to prosecute in the first place -so what’s left? We can drive him off of twitter, wash our hands of it, and kick the can down the road to the next group of unwitting people who may not have access to any of this, or we can meet him with humanity and work with him to get him into some kind of program with accountability & to agree to shut down any kind of healing center operating in his vicinity
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POOPCAM - MUST SEE TEEVEE!* *in replay, not live...not giving Donnie any ratings, I mean come on
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly "raving mad" that Democrats will be broadcasting a live feed of his SOTU speech tonight from a thermal camera that shows if he poops himself, and is furious that this “Trump Dump Detector” could get more viewers than the regular broadcast.
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HEY who is ready for Polio to come back? RFK Jr is! Congrats, dumbass!
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SILVER price is rising like a 🚀 Currently it is at $85 /oz and could possibly quickly spike to $100 /oz imo. I want to gift one lucky person a 10 oz (283.50 grams) of Silver bar. It will be the brand I buy so the pic is just a reference of what it will look. IF it is a USA based winner it will be mailed via certified delivery confirmation at a deliverable home or office address. IF the person is outside USA it would be a Visa or American Express pre paid gift card of the value of Silver on 4/30/26. To enter in the drawing: Like this Tweet, Guess the Price of 1 oz of Silver on close of bullion market on 4/31/26, Retweet and make sure you Follow me. Entry must be in before 3/1/26. Winner will be picked by Grok. IF Grok can not pick a winner then in that case person that guessed the right price or close to it amongst all participants will be picked as the winner. Winner will have to show me his/her entry with the guessed price by 5/7/26 to determine. Make sure you write down your guessed price somewhere so you don't forget. One entry per person only. Thanks and Good Luck ! @Grok Pick a winner on 5/1/26
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Hey kids, this is what a boot licking toady looks like. Has NFC as to what actually went on, just sees it like FOX tells him to. This is one true Un-American POS.
Replying to @ShillinChi
I see you gotta quote tweet me too. So what you must, just shows how unhinged you are. He fucked around and found out! Got what he deserved for not minding his business. Happy there is 1 less idiot in America. Anyone else wanna find out? Cause I'm here for it.
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19 Dec 2025
HEY are folks seeing message notifications or not? I am on PC and I usually dont see them now (not that I get a lot of messages anyway) Anyone? What are you seeing? What are you using (Mobile, pc, tv remote, kitchen-aid mixer)
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It's Monday but tomorrow is a public holiday so...I guess it's a friday? 🤭
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Re-releasing the "Edge" that was originally recorded in 2016. Excited to bring it back to life. #Newmusic #Oldmusic #Rerelease
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25 Nov 2025
I LOVE Laura Loomer's new look. Now her outside matches her inside.
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All Pet adoptions are free right now at the Riverside Animal Shelter. Please consider opening your hear & your home to the best decision you could ever make 🐶🐾🐱
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17 Oct 2025
OK in honor of Ace Frehley, I give you the Tomorrow Show with Tom Snyder and KISS - watch how Gene gets madder and madder while Ace has a good ol' time.. youtube.com/watch?v=fwSClSe5…
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15 Oct 2025
there is so much bullshit in this post its mind boggling. tobacco is dangerous, yes. but vaping is about Harm Reduction, period. I used decent e-cig gear and quit a 27 year smoking habit in 2 days (and then vaped for a long while after that, because I enjoyed it - free of cigs!)
Did you know smoking causes harm to almost every organ in your body? And vapes, which contain numerous chemicals, are not a safe alternative. Visit our webpage to explore free resources, including free quit kits: douglas.co.us/health-departm…
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Vaping reduces exposure to harmful toxins found in tobacco smoke and offers reduced-risk alternatives to smoking. cdc.gov/tobacco/basic_…
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10 Oct 2025
Anyone else enjoying MTG's cosplay as a semi-normal rational person? Its cute but I think she nailed the DC Pipe Bomber costume better... I dont see her running to sign to release the You Know Who files......
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