I write bangers that are too humble to be noticed. | Also wrote a Smiling Friends spec that went semi-viral. link in bio for it:
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5 Dec 2025
As a writer, it’s difficult to gain traction for my “fan art” bc there’s just not a convenient place to share it with an audience. My writing carries the same level of craft, care, & love.
thank you so much @ValAftrDark for your shout out
#smilingfriends #smilingfriendsfanart
3 Dec 2025
This was so good and felt super real, dude predicted like four season 3 episodes
my #smilingfriends mutuals need to read this i couldn’t stop smiling
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Remember these shenanigans when they ask for "privacy" when they get their eventual divorce.
A “massive stage” is being built in Pennsylvania for Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s Madison Square Garden wedding, TMZ reports.
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"hamburgers, pizza and French fries are not American food!"
yeah nah we made that shit better, it's ours now
Jun 13
THIS IS THE BEST FOOD I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE, AMERICA YOU KEEP ON DELIVERING! 😍
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Jun 15
The Duffer Brothers will write & direct a new film that will release in theaters on November 3, 2028.
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Oh, I can think of a few dismal failures, Seth.
Jun 14
Seth MacFarlane says he has a clear idea for a ‘FAMILY GUY’ movie.
“If I have a really dismal failure, like I produce a movie or show that fails so badly, the only thing that can cleanse is the Family Guy movie. That’s when I’ll do it.”
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…)
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Jun 14
Funny, this is how I’d be if I met Timothee Chalamet.
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When Ted 3 comes out but I have to stay home so we get the Family Guy movie
Jun 14
Seth MacFarlane says he has a clear idea for a ‘FAMILY GUY’ movie.
“If I have a really dismal failure, like I produce a movie or show that fails so badly, the only thing that can cleanse is the Family Guy movie. That’s when I’ll do it.”
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…)
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Jun 14
He’s dangling it like a horse with a carrot. You motherfucker.
Jun 14
Seth MacFarlane says he has a clear idea for a ‘FAMILY GUY’ movie.
“If I have a really dismal failure, like I produce a movie or show that fails so badly, the only thing that can cleanse is the Family Guy movie. That’s when I’ll do it.”
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…)
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Jun 14
in nine months a kid named jalen brunson chalamet-jenner will be born
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You know, I’m happy he’s happy.
Jun 14
“WAY RATHER THIS THAN THE OSCARS!” 🔥
Timothée Chalamet hyped for the Knicks title 🏆
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Jun 13
Need a Barstool job. I wanna get paid for being stupid.
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Jun 13
the way it had neither 😭
Taylor Swift says ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ is all about infectious pop melodies without losing the quality story-telling of ‘folklore.’
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Jun 13
The only thing I like about Sombr is how he titled this album.
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Jun 13
Before Peter asked that stupid question they were really having fun. They were truly made for one another.
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Jun 13
Tonight a friend who grew up in LA gifted me this full page newspaper ad he had held onto for decades.
Ad promoting the day of the opening of the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland.
Published in the Los Angeles Times March 3, 1995. Cool bit of IJ history.
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“And so, goodbye, from Mr. Good Guy.”
RIP Gene Shalit, who did not do a guest voice on The Simpsons, but did appear as himself 3 times on The Critic, including in the pilot episode. @AlJean @MikeReissWriter
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Jun 13
Elder abuse.
Jun 12
Mel Brooks was 99 when he filmed Spaceballs 2
He will be 100 when it releases next April
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Jun 12
it's comforting someone as seemingly cool as Timothee Chalamet can still do the lamest shit imaginable
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Jun 12
YES!!!!! Now they can make shows of SpongeBob making out with Bugs Bunny!
Jun 12
The Justice Department has approved the merger of Warner Bros and Paramount.
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