Distortion isn't constant and SINAD isn't neccesarily relative. please don't DM me with hi, how are you today? In fact don't DM unless it's relevant.
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Scott Coleman retweeted
Rainbow Wrath: MLB Has Now WARNED Baseball Players Who Defy Wearing the Ribbon for 'Pride' Night twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/…
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Do you ever get tired of stealing other people's money, Red Face?
Donald Trump kicked millions of Americans off their health care insurance and gave tax breaks to the rich, including the world's first trillionaire—Elon Musk.
Has there ever been a better time to pass a wealth tax?
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Scott Coleman retweeted
Rachel Bitecofer Tries to Give 'The Left' Credit for Building America’s Middle Class — History Laughs
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Please hold,
I need to logout and back in again to set my profile to Iran Deal Expert after the last few days as Bungie-Jumping Safety expert.
Back soon.
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Upitty isn't a great look for someone lying to sell race baiting.
Brandon Johnson is asked about the guy who set up the burning cross in Chicago:
“It's a painful reminder of how hatred towards black Americans still permeates in our society."
It was actually an Asian socialist’s protest against MAGA. Other than all of that, dead on, Mr Mayor.
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Is Scott Weiner gonna handle the male applicants?
SCOOP: California is pressuring public utilities to award $633 million in special contracts to "LGBT-owned" firms. To qualify, residents must go through the state's official gay-certification program—and face up to a year in jail if they're not gay enough.
city-journal.org/article/cal…
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What's the Space X target for the first split? Took 10 years for Tesla to do a 5 for 1...
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Copper is gonna play POTUS? 😂
Sean Penn is set to direct a film about “the early life of a cop who goes on to be caught up in the January 6th Capitol riots.”
Bradley Cooper is in talks to star.
(Source: Deadline)
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Scott Coleman retweeted
The "gay certification program" step one: sit in this chair and cross your legs like @GavinNewsom
SCOOP: California is pressuring public utilities to award $633 million in special contracts to "LGBT-owned" firms. To qualify, residents must go through the state's official gay-certification program—and face up to a year in jail if they're not gay enough.
city-journal.org/article/cal…
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No Black people in the fake equine sports either. 🤔
When the boring World Cup comes to an end, the entire planet will be entranced by the phenomenal competitive and riviting sport, Hobby Horsing.
(Everythinghoy)
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"As Republicans rid of Black voting districts, a record number of Black gay men could serve in Congress in 2027. Activists and analysts say representation alone isn't enough."
Way to go @USATODAY, brilliant writing 🤦
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Scott Coleman retweeted
Those PESKY receipts, eh Gav?
Jennifer Van Laar Goes Straight-Up FAFO and Breaks Out a MAJOR Receipt in Brutal Post TORCHING Newsom
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SPLC has done so much damage to this country ... so I'm not entirely shocked to see bad people in charge, but this is just gnarly. lol
Turns out money wasn't the only thing she was giving him ... bleh.
Can't EVEN Make This UP! LOL! SPLC Boss Had a Neo-Nazi Lover ... and That's Not Even the WORST Part
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Yeah, more do nothing Congress. Both sides suck ass.
Democrats are planning to investigate Trump's family businesses and subpoena Todd Blanche to testify about Jeffrey Epstein if they win control of the House in November.
Rep. Robert Garcia says Democrats are prepared to subpoena Blanche and other admin officials on "day one."
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If you have to take a cruise, make it an exclusive small one. Large ships and viruses go hand in hand. Also there's this.
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ALERT: Massive brawl breaks out as women in bikinis throw punches at an exclusive beach club in the Bahamas.
Guests at the exclusive Royal Beach Club on Paradise Island were caught off guard as around a dozen women started fighting.
Three security guards tried to de-escalate the situation, but the women started slapping, pulling hair, and knocking each other to the ground.
Police say 5 women were arrested and taken to jail, where they allegedly got into another brawl.
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Scott Coleman retweeted
Jun 16
Please join me in praying for 17-year-old Mikah Howell, a Mandarin High School football player, honor roll student, and young man with a bright future ahead of him.
Today, Mikah is fighting for his life in a Jacksonville hospital after a savage tragically shot him. This young man had already earned college football scholarship offers through hard work, discipline, and dedication both in the classroom and on the field.
His mother has remained by his bedside in intensive care, refusing to leave her son’s side as she prays for a miracle. No parent should ever have to endure such a heartbreaking trial.
As the Howell family walks through these difficult hours, let us lift them before God and ask for His mercy, healing, strength, and peace. Pray for Mikah’s doctors and nurses. Pray for wisdom for investigators. Pray for comfort for his family. And pray that God’s hand would rest upon this young man and bring restoration to his body.
“Heal me, O Lord, and I shall be healed; save me, and I shall be saved: for Thou art my praise.” Jeremiah 17:14
Lord, we ask in the mighty name of Jesus that You touch Mikah Howell. Strengthen him, sustain him, and surround his family with Your presence. Amen.
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Jun 15
Corporations are waking up ... FINALLY.
Suck It, SPLC! Major Tech Platform Will No Longer Blacklist Conservatives Using Controversial 'Hate Map'
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Scott Coleman retweeted
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“Some vacations create memories. Others create evidence.”
-Attenborough’s Algorithm
July 2019 — A family argument in Disneyland’s Toontown erupted into a viral brawl that resulted in arrests, criminal charges, and internet immortality.
#Disneyland #ViralAnthropology #InternetHistory #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe
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I'd never get on a single turbo prop carrying 12 people. This is tragic
12 dead as a plane on a skydiving outing crashes in Missouri, authorities say apnews.com/article/butler-mi…
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