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6 Apr 2019
I, too, have anniversary thoughts.
joyofsetup.com/2019/04/05/fi…
5 Apr 2019
Celebrate the 15th Anniversary of the WiX Toolset
firegiant.com/blog/2019/4/5/…
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Bob Arnson retweeted
10 Nov 2024
I actually don’t feel as fine as R.E.M. led me to believe I would
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7 Nov 2024
[citation needed]
6 Nov 2024
You still have your family.
You still have your friends.
You still have your work.
You still have your passions.
You still have your diversions.
You still have the capacity to feel joy, and the means of doing so.
You still have your mind, which is and will always be yours alone.
And you still have the ability, no matter how difficult it may seem, to choose to carry on with your life, and spend the one and only existence you will get for all eternity in as loving, fulfilling, and authentic a way as you possibly can.
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Bob Arnson retweeted
5 Nov 2024
It’s his time
ALT Breaking News Counting Expert Called In with a picture of The Count from Sesame Street
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Bob Arnson retweeted
5 Nov 2024
🚨 🔥 HOLY 🐄 HEARING FROM VERIFIABLE SOURCES MORE COFFEE DOESN’T HELP ELECTION DAY DOOMSCROLL ANXIETY 🫠
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4 Nov 2024
The physics involved is beyond the scope of this document and is left as an exercise for the reader.
3 Nov 2024
Wait.. no.. I.. nvm.
We're trying though!
ALT Caption: "Senior Developer: Just read the documentation!" The Documentation: Self-contradictory image of a 3x1 piece of Lego being attached to a 4x1 piece of Lego.
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4 Nov 2024
I thoroughly enjoyed my time in Washington and now that I know the official acronym of the Washington National Guard is WANG, I miss it even more.
(Note that I'm definitely assuming it's an acronym and not an initialism.)
Can we all just take a moment and appreciate @GovInslee? Because this preemptive activation of the National Guard is the current state of affairs
And I largely blame Trump and MAGA. Whom Trump radicalized into the deadly Jan6th Domestic Terror attack on our Capitol
“Gov. Jay Inslee activated some Washington National Guard members to be on stand-by in the event they are asked to support local law enforcement and the Washington State Patrol during election week. The governor has given The Adjutant General the authority to determine how many members of the Guard will be activated.”
Source Press Release governor.wa.gov/news/2024/in…
Source Letter to Major General Gent Welsh:
content.govdelivery.com/atta…
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Bob Arnson retweeted
1 Nov 2024
bacon has gotten too delicious
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1 Nov 2024
Add an italicized comma and you have the perfect couples' costume.
(Did I have to think about "couples'" -v- "couple's"? Shut up.)
31 Oct 2024
I hate editor Halloween, what do you mean you're going as an italicized period??
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Bob Arnson retweeted
29 Oct 2024
You can say ‘have a nice day’ with no problem but say ‘enjoy the next 24 hours’ sounds strangely threatening
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Bob Arnson retweeted
23 Oct 2024
I should put a bowl of this Halloween candy in my office in case anyone wants some.
-Me, working from home. Alone.
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27 Oct 2024
Health insurance going up 21 percent next year. Now approaching $10,000/year for premiums, plus the $7200 deductible.
Only one option...
> I've given this long and careful thought. And it's medical experiments for the lot of you...
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24 Oct 2024
Plus, satchels are cool.
23 Oct 2024
A good rule of thumb for politics (and life): the person Indiana Jones is punching is the bad guy.
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Bob Arnson retweeted
20 Oct 2024
Focus too much on the problem and you might miss the easy solution.
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Bob Arnson retweeted
17 Oct 2024
dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth which is patronizing as hell i bet they had places to go and important shit to do
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Bob Arnson retweeted
6 Feb 2018
Um, they prefer the term "goth"
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15 Oct 2024
Thalassophobe!
15 Oct 2024
* except Lake Michigan.
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14 Oct 2024
Google doesn't have a way of turning off its AI enshittification. I'm not going to have to turn to Bing, am I?
No, I'm not that desperate yet.
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