Christian. Texan. Southerner. Oil and Gas Industry and Texas A&M Football Respecter.

Joined June 2021
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Barnicle Boy retweeted
*THE MOST IMPORTANT TWEET ON THE INTERNET 👇👇👇 Although this may read like the rantings of a shallow and crude teenage girl, this is arguably one of the most important social media posts currently on the internet. It’s vital that as you read this you remember the context: @LauraLoomer is President Donald Trump’s close friend. @TuckerCarlson, @RealAlexJones, @RealCandaceO, and many more from Original MAGA were all ostracized and replaced by this woman. Is she vain? Yes. Worldly and perverse? Absolutely. Remarkably unintelligent? Certainly. However, does she regularly speak privately with the President on the phone, visit the White House, text with the President almost daily, and occasionally even ride on Air Force One? Shockingly… YES. In other words, this post, as repulsive as it is, represents something remarkably true. There is undoubtedly a real rivalry between @realDonaldTrump and @RonDeSantis (by far the best governor in America). The unavoidable conclusion is that @ByronDonalds is not a serious candidate for Governor of Florida. Byron Donalds is a Trump endorsed plant. And the sole purpose of his candidacy for Florida’s governor is spite. Trump hates Ron Desantis simply because he ran for President 2 years ago, and he is willing to destroy one of the deepest red states in the union with a RINO just to get back at the Desantis family. Say what you will about @j_fishback, but he is the only candidate in the race for Florida’s governor who truly loves Floridians and wants the best for them; striving to continue the legacy of the best governor Florida has ever had - Ron Desantis. If you want to save Florida, then vote for James Fishback.
Ron DeSantis is the biggest piece of shit in Florida. Hey @GovRonDeSantis Very rich of you to say you’re against “engineering an outcome” when you literally abused your power to change Florida’s “Resign to Run” law so you could engineer your own outcome to run against President Trump in 2024. Fuck you and your wife. And fuck your rabid dog @ChristinaPushaw who allegedly had an affair with James Fishback while you allegedly instructed her to run Fishback to undermine @ByronDonalds when Trump endorsed him over your wife, who should have been charged with a crime. Also, you never said a word when Big Tech “engineered an outcome” when I ran for Congress in Florida and was the GOP nominee, so let’s stop pretending like you are doing anything other than deliberately sabotaging a Trump endorsed candidate. You’re a loser, you lost your race, everyone now hates you, you ruined your political career, you’re a terrible governor, your wife is an unlikable bitch who used Cancer to get votes, and we cannot wait for you to leave Tallahassee so we can have a Governor who actually has principles. You manipulated every rule at Florida GOP to run your failed Presidential campaign and now you’re lashing out because everyone hates you and you are leaving the Governor’s mansion in disgrace. Shame on you. Nice to know you also hate Jewish people. Fuck you.
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Barnicle Boy retweeted
The SEC is a rare instance of an insulated and self sufficient dating market, that outsiders can neither infiltrate nor fully understand. It is the last remaining functional dating subculture in USA, with healthy incentives for relationship formation still reasonably intact. 1/8
I hear money as explanation…would be bad enough but I think it’s worse. Normally eg tech billionaires don’t get w*men like this Imo this isn’t good; suspect these men are in some kind of humiliating situation (gril bring w you because she fears men or sees you as pet is bad)
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Justice has been served. RIP Austin Metcalf.
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If Miriam Adelson is the amazing, phenomemal America-First ally that Trump, JD Vance, Rubio and the Republican party say she is, then why is she massively financially backing James Talrico for the Senate race in Texas? Explain to me like I'm extra retarded.
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Mike Elko is a real one
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NEW: Texas A&M head coach Mike Elko on College Football Playoff expansion talk: "What does Mike Elko want? 40. Then I won’t get fired. It's ok to make it hard to get to the playoff." Elko continued: "None of us are answering for the good of the sport. We’re answering for the good of ourselves." (h/t @PeteNakos) on3.com/news/mike-elko-colle…
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Barnicle Boy retweeted
I routinely notice is how Midwesterners think of the South comparatively as poor and backwards. Ive lived in NC, SC, TX, VA, and MI. Michigan is far and away the poorest and demographically deadest. Feels like West Virginia compared to my kinda meh NC hometown (Salisbury).
Voters unaware of Michigan's low education, income rankings, poll shows detroitnews.com/story/news/p…
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Turns out all the Never Trump guys who suddenly loved him for the Iran war never stopped hating him and the minute he decided to cross Israel they all turned on him immediately Shocking I know
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NEW AD: Low T Talarico is too WEAK and WEIRD for Texas. #TXsen
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Been coaching baseball, so will catch up on primaries. Let me just say whatever your opinion of any particular race might be, one thing has become clear. Trump owns the primaries. Which means that 11 years into his control, he owns the decrepit GOP. Because the same way he knocks out the few incumbents he wants to, he preserves almost all of the corporatist ones. If he really lived up to the hype about "draining the swamp," he could have done that in one election cycle.
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President Trump just endorsed @KenPaxtonTX. I proudly supported Ken in the TXSen Primary because we need to change the Republicans we send to the Senate. Now it's time for all of us to unite and focus our efforts on defeating James 'Six Genders' Talarico.
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One of my favorite Congressman Thomas Massie! #BigGovSucks
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Some of you would vote for Hillary Clinton if Trump endorsed her.
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LSU fan base turning on Kiffin immediately after back to back losses to Ole Miss and A&M in September is going to hit like crack. @JoshPateCFB
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Barnicle Boy retweeted
How did we get gay marriage? By overturning every popular election that voted against gay marriage to impose it nationally by judicial fiat.
Ahh my favorite part of democracy, the majority voting for something and it still not being implemented
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Samuel Adams > John Adams Patrick Henry > Thomas Jefferson John Witherspoon > Thomas Paine John Jay > Benjamin Franklin
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A 24 team @CFBPlayoff system is just pure socialism. And will certainly be the final nail in the CFB coffin…
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Big controversy. I get it. The one thing I want to point out is that it’s crucial to remember those simple people may in fact be far greater in the kingdom than you. Intellect is a “talent” not a virtue, it only matters if you do something with it.
There's a moment when smart Evangelical/Reformed guys in college or grad school go to a Sunday service and it hits them they're smarter and more sophisticated than the guy in the pulpit. They start thinking about Rome. I get it. Srsly DM me. Happy to talk. No judgement.
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Barnicle Boy retweeted
This is where America began, the cradle of the Republic herself That is the Virginia Tidewater, where the growth of tobacco powered the creation of the first American gentry Modeling themselves after the British gentry, those families—the First Families of Virginia and other “Topping People”—led Virginia into its Golden Age. They built a state with political traditions of gentlemanly leadership that led to the creation of America as we know it. They were the first to resist tyrannical taxation. They started the Seven Years War. They led the construction of the early republic, and determined its tone and forms It’s good to know it’s still alive, if only just, as the Old Dominion falls to pieces because of the behemoth FDR created
What goes on here?
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Because GOP spending is based off what % the consultant class gets. It’s why they spent less than $20 million to save 4-5 House seats in Virginia yet they have spent $100 million on John Cornyn. It’s a corrupt, broken system.
Club for Growth didn't spend. MAGA Inc. (the big Trump super PAC) didn't spend. Baffling.
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Easily the most overrated president
> proposed Hart-Cellar, eliminating national quotas for immigration > wrote "A Nation of Immigrants" > introduced the Civil Rights Act of 1963 > sent federal troops to enforce integration at Ole Miss > signed an executive order to mandate affirmative action > was the first US president to sell arms to Israel > pardoned Meyer Lansky > groyper icon
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