Roe vs. Wade doesn't make sense to many people. I think the Supreme Court should rule that the Miami Heat must sign both Roe and Wade to play together.
The recording on my doctor's office phone says "If this is a true medical emergency hang up and dial 911" But it never tells me what to do in a fake medical emergency.. which is especially unfortunate for hypochondriacs who are having a true-fake medical emergency.
We're keeping it going tonight with shows from @jennyslate , Kiki Funny Mama's Night Out, Would You Bang Him? and Zach Zimmerman: We Need To Talk! #makeNYlaughnycomedyfestival.com
The reason why Donald Trump was keeping so many documents containing human intelligence sources is because he was hoping they would finally give him some human intelligence.
Apps that tell you how big your fetus is compared to sizes of fruits or vegetables is really useful if you want to eat more than just the placenta after you give birth, but you don't know how many cannibals to invite for dinner.
I just witnessed a conversation with a wackjob Texas gun nut who actually said, "I'm not anti-abortion... Just anti-roe v wade... I'm pro-choice."
I'd hate to know what he'd be against if he claimed to be anti-abortion.
Every Monday! 9pm Stand-Up Comedy in the Bronx on Arthur Avenue @ClintonHallNY 601 E 189th st @benasher presents top comics performing long sets. 8/8 @benasher will be work-shopping material for his new half-hour
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Every Monday! 9pm Stand-Up Comedy in the Bronx on Arthur Avenue @ClintonHallNY 601 E 189th st Featuring long sets on 7/25 by
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@JewAnon
@unoonix
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