Prolific writer of letters to the editor. Dabbles in puns, Low tolerance 4 twittiots, DBs & Trumplodytes
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18 Jan 2023
There once was a guy named Musk
Whose style could be described as brusk
He bought Twitter
Flushed it down the shitter
Now the company is but a husk
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14 Jun 2023
Regarding Trump's document theft, DOJ has given him many passes: nymag.com/intelligencer/2023…
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12 Jun 2023
Per Apple Maps, @TipTopShoes was open until 6P yesterday. When I arrived at 5:35 the sign said closed. When the woman came to the door I explained my situation & told her I knew exactly what I wanted. She still said no. I ended up spending $100 @west147 instead.
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8 Jun 2023
If you think the blanket of smoke currently enveloping the Northeast is part of a scam, please save the N95/KN95 masks for those who don't.
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6 Jun 2023
Former President Trump who is a serial criminal who has reentered the political arena so he can claim persecution.
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19 May 2023
NapoleRon (@GovRonDeSantis)' Disney feud, which just reached it's crescendo with a $1B loss, is ironic since the governor himself is goofy.
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bruce ellers retweeted
16 May 2023
Since Mike Lee is trending for being a dipshit, I thought this might be a good time to remind everyone of that time he said his objective was "to phase out Social Security, to pull it up by the roots, to get rid of it."
Make sure everyone sees this.
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16 May 2023
If President Biden does were to reach a deal with Republican hostage-takers regarding the debt ceiling - what's to say he couldn't simply employ a presidential signing statement to negate the portion of it he finds unattractive?
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11 May 2023
Just spitballing here, but when Trump sexually assaulted E. Jean, maybe he did so thinking she was Marla. After all, a similar claim made about his behavior toward Ivana remains under seal.
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10 May 2023
It Trump's legal team was any good, they would have made the case that his hands are too small to grab any pussy.
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bruce ellers retweeted
8 May 2023
BREAKING: A Jan. 6th insurrectionist who idolized Adolf Hitler and called for the "execution of the country’s entire Jewish population" is sentenced to four years in prison for storming the Capitol.
The traitor in question was a former Navy reservist who once had top-secret security clearance, meaning he was fully aware of the consequences of his seditious actions.
Retweet if you support prosecuting every Jan. 6th traitor!
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5 May 2023
I heard it through the grapevine that Ed Sheeran did not plagiarize Marvin Gaye.
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5 May 2023
My compliments to Donald Trump's tailor. In an email, TFG had the temerity to call President Biden reelection campaign sluggish and embarrassing.
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bruce ellers retweeted
4 May 2023
Well this seems unbelievably corrupt
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5 May 2023
Were Trump to be reelected his first action after taking the oath would be to pardon those who participated in the Jan Insurrection - including those convicted of seditious conspiracy.
Also, he hates dogs.
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3 May 2023
To celebrate World Press Freedom Day, Russia staged a fake assassination attempt on Putin and tried to blame it on Ukraine.
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