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Apr 13
maybe when Shakira did it at the 2020 Super Bowl halftime show in front of 100 million people… like this isn’t some indie underground thing you guys just have to pay attention to the world around you and get curious when you see different cultures
Apr 12
and how the fuck was sabrina carpenter supposed to know this
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Mar 23
i liked ad astra but i sometimes feel like im the only person on this website who understands that it’s very clearly about processing childhood abuse
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Mar 23
justin timberlake looking at that intake form
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Mar 23
some of the points about government propaganda are real but i fear it’s a little intellectually dishonest to claim that the film equates science and consumerism bc there’s one shopping trip in the beginning when like the other 70% takes place on a government funded spacecraft
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Mar 23
there’s nothing inherently anti-communist liberal about believing that the world will be saved by kindness and trusting in science. only those things? sure. but the movie doesn’t posit that. rocky adrian can’t be amazon IP product placement when they’re from the book.
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Mar 23
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if ur is going to write a serious review then you gotta be prepared for people to seriously engage with the analysis. this is an incredibly narrow reading that attempts to transpose issues identified by theory onto the film instead of engaging with its themes first
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Mar 22
my review of project hail mary, a movie (and book!) i've been incessantly yapping about on twitter for the last five years. i discuss the state of sci fi, what makes a prestige film, the value of humor, and the importance of sincerity. letterboxd.com/beyabean/film…
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22 Sep 2021
when project hail mary comes out and becomes the hopeful antithesis of this…
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i didn't even ask for him to be a puppet... i couldn't even dream a whole dream.... and yet they still delivered...
25 May 2023
i will singlehandedly cause project hail mary to be the top grossing summer blockbuster of 2024. @philiplord @chrizmillr you will not release on streaming. it will be a theatrical summer release. all of rocky’s parts will be subbed. you will not hire a celebrity voice actor.
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Mar 22
nice to see the gosling double take in project hail mary. it’s like seeing an old friend.
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Mar 16
the garcon at the french cafe vs the waiter at the italian restaurant
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Mar 16
timothee in your time of darkness you should turn to the hit disney pixar film cars (2006) and TAKE NOTES
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Mar 16
this is for phantom thread
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Mar 16
Sentimental Value, a film that avoids politics like the plague, winning International Film over 4 extremely powerful and overtly political films is telling!
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THEY'RE PLAYING THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL AS MBJ IS BEING PLAYED OFFFFF
Mar 16
mashallah the french threat to our national security has been defeated
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mashallah the french threat to our national security has been defeated
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Mar 16
Most acting, not best acting. Terrible choice of Sean Penn for a terribly directed, misdirected performance
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