Joined June 2023
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The Big Ern retweeted
USA PR is at all-time high right now. Europeans are just living the vibes over here #MericaSummer is in. #EuroSummer is OUT!!!
World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:
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The Big Ern retweeted
Replying to @middleseatsimon
Bout damn time. Stars and stripes summer just like we always dreamed about
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Anyone play black jacks crossing before?
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The Big Ern retweeted
Oklahoma took the ROAD to Omaha seriously. The Sooners were the only team to drive instead of fly into town after winning the Lawrence Super Regional. #MCWS
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Where is @Mateer4Heisman_ it’s #RedJune
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Yup
Don’t stab people?
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This team actually won the Big 12, how embarrassing that conference has become
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I am addicted to Valentine, Nebraska
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Penalties offset replay 1st down
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The Big Ern retweeted
There’s a great story about when Clinton Portis was severely hungover before a game. He was going to tell Mike Shanahan he couldn’t play. Shannon Sharpe stopped him and made him run sprints till he threw up. Portis rushed for 228 yards and 2 touchdowns. I’m not here to tell you alcohol is good bc it’s not. It is poison and I wish I didn’t love it. But if you can’t go to the gym bc you’re hungover after 3 glasses of wine, you are just a ginormous pussy.
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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The Big Ern retweeted
You scratch our backs we’ll scratch yours. Well Jules… funny thing about my back is that it’s located on my cock
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They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it
Replying to @bryan_johnson
This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
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The Big Ern retweeted
Gamblings illegal at Bushwood and I neverrrr slice
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Anyone in the Charlotte area looking to play Sunday afternoon? Looking at making drive to Tot Hill Farm Monday as well for a round
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Snider Plaza worse parking situation in America
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