There has never been a more perfect metaphor. He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.

Chemtrails don't exist Turbo cancer doesn't exist Covid does exist Covid vaccines worked Ivermectin doesn't work for Covid Ivermectin doesn't work for cancer Vaccines eradicated smallpox Vaccines don't cause autism Thanks and have a wonderful day

Spend 20 years studying Chemistry. Collect data. Publish papers. Pass peer review. Earn a PhD. Go online. Get told you're wrong - by an electric screwdriver salesman. That's the internet. Expertise vs confidence. Science isn't broken. Our respect for it is.

🚨 Northern Ireland farmer, 10 years on: “I voted for Brexit in 2016 because I thought there were things I agreed with. But down the line, no. If I could do it over again, I would vote the other way.” The £350 million a week for the NHS? “Absolute nonsense.” Brexit is now a busted flush and the momentum is with BreJoin.

Went from calling him "America's Hitler" to the "GOAT" Lmao what a pussy

“We have the best algae. The greenest algae. People are saying they’ve never seen algae this beautiful. Lake Michigan? Sad. Hudson River? Weak. Potomac? Total disaster. But our pool? World-class algae. Everybody agrees. MAKE ALGAE GREAT AGAIN!”

We need age limits for office. Trump can't walk/run short distances, falls asleep in meetings, slurs his words, wears makeup to hide bruises, and can't stand up without leaning. His feeble brain is fried, he forgets when and where he is, and he has access to nuclear weapons.

Calling Michelle Obama a man on the White House lawn is the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen.

This is not residual algae. This is not sabotage. This is not sea monkeys. This is not going away. This is the result of incompetence and creating a heat sink in a shallow non chlorinated pool.

Obama's deal was better

It’s crazy how this just got completely memory-holed. Like how do they even spin this?

Right. Let’s examine the evidence presented here, because it is genuinely magnificent. A country where roughly four percent of people own a passport has concluded, with total confidence, that it is the greatest civilisation in human history. And the proof? A European tourist enjoyed a Waffle House at one in the morning. That’s it. That’s the smoking gun. Not life expectancy. Not healthcare. Not the small matter of $39 trillion in debt. No. A man who has actually seen the world found a 24-hour diner with laminated menus quite jolly, and somewhere in middle America a chap nearly wept with patriotic pride. And he’s getting this from Fox News. Which is a bit like getting your restaurant recommendations from the man trying to sell you the restaurant. The entire network exists to convince Americans that everywhere else is a freezing Soviet breadline, so that none of them ever get curious enough to buy the passport and have a look. Tiny, sad flats. Depressing grocery stores. Described in vivid detail by a man who has, at a generous estimate, never been. And here’s a detail nobody on that side seems keen to mention. This World Cup is the third in a row handed to a country with, shall we say, a complicated relationship with democracy. Russia. Qatar. And now America. FIFA does love a host that doesn’t ask too many awkward questions. Here’s the bit he can’t quite process. We’ve been to America. That’s the whole point. We came, we saw, we had the hash browns, we got back on the plane, and we went home to the tiny sad flat with the universal healthcare and the six weeks holiday. You don’t envy a place you’ve never seen. You envy a place you’ve seen and can’t get back to. And nobody is pressing their face against the glass trying to get back into a f Buc-ee’s.

HE STARTED THE WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Hegseth claims Trump is "smart about these things" unlike Obama, but then delivers a completely baffling explanation: "the blockade will stay as the Strait opens, and then the blockade will open..." Obsessing over Obama won't cover up the Turd Reich regime’s abject ineptitude.

🚨 BREAKING: Leader Hakeem Jeffries drops a massive truth bomb. He confirms Donald Trump intentionally destroyed Obama's historic nuclear peace deal with Iran purely out of petty spite. This disastrous sabotage directly caused the current crisis, leaving Americans less safe!

And there will be absolutely zero fucking consequences right

Just FYI... Iran just won the Trump-Iran war. And Trump gave away far more than Obama ever did.

DON'T FORGET ABOUT JOYCE Rep. Joyce Beatty was the only Kennedy Center board member who tried to stop Trump's rebranding of the arts center. She then challenged the move in court, and won her case. She is the reason Trump's name came down! Thank you Joyce !!!

Happy Obama day.

That’s because Israel does not consider itself bound by any agreement, cease-fire, or even international law. It is a rogue, genocidal state.