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Steve Finesse @bplmurphy

Professional dickhead.

Joined February 2009
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Steve Finesse @bplmurphy
21 Oct 2016
This photo of Phil Collins looks like its from a local paper, where he's complained to council about people leaving bin-bags in a stairwell
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big slug 🇵🇸 @keithposting
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Modric off for Kovacic
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Jase Whelan @WiJayWhelan
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Harry Kane = Penalty 👍
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Billie
 @Billie_T
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Celebrating a Declan rice corner goal after a year blaming them for the downfall of the modern game
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TBG @PhilosophyTBG
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Roberto Martinez is like Obama. Unbelievable orator and speaker, and conceptually is a fantastic coach/president. In reality, his policies and tactics have ruined countries and generations.
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Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓
 @KaptainKrunch97
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the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda
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Benny James
 @Beno_ldn
Jun 17
Every pub in England tonight.. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad
Jun 17
I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(
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conor @conor_brn
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Hydration break
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R @rjb_1998
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The defending might look bad but it's muscle memory from the Portuguese because that's the sort of goal they let Ronaldo score in training to stop him sulking
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kramerica industries @hepimp
Jun 16
Hydration Break
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Pompey Pedro 🇨🇴 @PompeyPedro
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Haaland closing speed on the goalie 🤣 Now imagine you’re an 8th century monk tending your vegetables on the picturesque Northumberland coast and it’s this guy running up the beach but he’s murderously horny and he’s got a large axe.

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Aidan James @mcandidate
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today's the day. do us proud.
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Wopavelli @TheWopObama
Jun 16
Taking a shit on the clock at work for so long that I come out and my boss is 20 years older like interstellar and I start crying
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Cambo @cambo691
Jun 16
Hydration break
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S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147
Jun 16
Didier Deschamps
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Esckla (cuenta nueva)
 @esckla
Jun 16
Cómo se siente la traducción automática durante la Copa del Mundo:
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Brian @Brian71033657
Jun 17
😭

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Brett Kollmann
 @BrettKollmann
Jun 16
ngl if I saw Haaland running full speed at me like that I'd shit me self too
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 @thatguysjokes
Jun 16
Me after calling Mbappe shit at half time

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Aidan James @mcandidate
Jun 16
the only time Darren Cann's phone is "blowing up" is when people are asking him why he has the voice of a haunted child
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Funny place to bring that flag. Just looks like they’re opposing the log flumes.
Jake Hepple
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Jun 16
England lads in Orlando, Florida for the World Cup 👏
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