The OG Joe Dirt. IFBAP no Dm's or crypto. satirical commentary 👌 🇺🇸
Joined February 2013
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Hoo u lookin' at?
Why is it looking at me like that?
Our favorite owl is currently under an active tornado warning in Indiana, and I think it knows we're watching it.
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Jun 17
Here at Vlad the Impaler’s tomb…
Folks, this reminds me that cultures have historically been marred by illegal aliens.
One moment you’re enjoying your hard fought societal traditions and values, the next invaders decide your land and your people should look like theirs.
The Prince of Walachia wasn’t some cartoon villain, he was a great hero to his people.
When the Turks came rolling in, he did what was necessary to protect his culture and way of life.
Sometimes the only thing standing between your civilization and the next wave of invaders is a motivated PATRIOT willing to do what it takes. Respect
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The UK will attack and seize a Russian cargo ship and then turn around and escort boatloads of illegal immigrants safely to shore.
Jun 17
710 illegal migrants arrived on Monday, the highest daily figure of the year.
Reform will stop this invasion once and for all.
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Marinating, low sodium soy sauce, washyersister sauce, brown sugar and the whole pack of this seasoning.
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Reminder. Not a single soul from the Biden admin that flooded our nation with 🍇 hordes has been arrested.
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WIRED's story on the Dialog leak (Thiel's invite-only group) reviewed a source-provided 2026 retreat registration list naming 222 people an exposed website directory. They did **not** publish the full list.
Notable names mentioned: Peter Thiel, Scott Bessent, Ted Cruz, Dan Driscoll, Jim Himes, Gen. Alexus Grynkewich, Joe Lonsdale, Auren Hoffman others in tech/finance/politics/military.
Agenda topics include “Build-a-Cult,” “How’s Your Sex Life?,” and “Navigating WWIII.” Read the full WIRED piece for details.
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Electrical and electronics engineer here. Avoid Samsung and LG appliances.
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1700$ Samsung appliance: the circuit board is fucked. I am now a large brick you need a hand truck and 2 people to move out of the house
47$ Kenmore appliance from 1968 that you bought at a yard sale: you know what, if you jump out this wire I will work for another 1000yrs
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Mullets & Memes retweeted
Jun 16
On June 10, FBI and our law enforcement partners became aware of a potential threat to the UFC America 250 event in Washington, D.C. involving individuals outside of the National Capital Region – and thanks to the rapid action of this FBI, our partners, and the Department of Justice in a multi-state operation, multiple individuals are now in custody and allegedly planned attacks were stopped cold.
While the result represented the best of investigative work, it was also nothing out of the ordinary for this law enforcement team – we are built to detect, respond to, and bring to justice those who threaten the lives of American citizens - particularly during large gatherings like the historic UFC 250 fight. That’s exactly what we did here. I want to thank our great agents and partners, this work remains ongoing and we will continue to update the public as permitted.
We continue to encourage any American to report anything suspicious at 1-800-CALL-FBI or tips.fbi.gov.”
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Marinating, low sodium soy sauce, washyersister sauce, brown sugar and the whole pack of this seasoning.
Jun 16
I'm making beef jerky on the smoker marinated in this tomorrow and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.
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Stfu and take my money. 🤩
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Mullets & Memes retweeted
Jun 16
Read the details. The self described leader had no plans to do anything himself and the "co-conspirators" were non committal and made excuses for why they could not take action, particularly with the UFC event. Thank God the FBI "foiled" this attack that apparently no one was committed to doing.
The FBI foiled attempted “planned attacks” on the Freedom 250 UFC event on the White House lawn that took place on Sunday, the agency’s director Kash Patel said.
Read more: forbes.com/sites/zacharyfolk…
Photo: Oliver Contreras/AFP via Getty Images
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I'm making beef jerky on the smoker marinated in this tomorrow and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.
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