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Nothing says socialism quite like watching the World Cup from a luxury suite.
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani and New York Governor Kathy Hochul in attendance for Brazil vs. Morocco.
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I am extremely grateful to President Harrison for taking up the cause of the Cross of Christ among us.
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This is classic.
Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.
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This is so awesome
The UFC just released an AI promo for the White House event featuring Theodore Roosevelt
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They don’t care for the poor. They just envy the rich.
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I've been using baby gates wrong my entire life.
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Jacob Misiorowski has a 0.17 ERA in his last 8 starts That’s the lowest ERA in an 8-start span since ER official (1913), excluding openers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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15 STRIKEOUTS! Jacob Misiorowski has the most Ks by any pitcher in a game this season 🤯
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Haiti vs. Scotland tomorrow, why does that just strike me as funny? Both Island nationalities that are shitholes compared to their co-island neighbors.
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Health Insurance (self employed) is such a joke. We pay around $3500 a month for 4 people Son went to the ER after a bike crash, no major tests or scans, basic blood work and exam. There an hour. They billed $2800 ON TOP on a $500 co-pay and our insurance covered $568 It's so easy to see how medical bills bankrupt people. I am $9,000 OUT OF POCKET PLUS $3500 a month SO FAR in 2026 - maddening
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Net worths of politicians whining about Elon Musk’s fortune from SpaceX: 🔵 Ro Khanna: $250 million (inherited) 🔵 Gavin Newsom: $30 million 🔵 Elizabeth Warren: $12 million 🔵 Bernie Sanders: $5 million (plus 3 houses) A bunch of virtue signaling hypocrites.
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I convince my friend to give church one more try, and he gets greeted by a sea of puppets singing children’s songs like a cult with a craft budget.
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Perfection...
The US is up 2-0 in the soccer match. That’s basically an insurmountable lead. It’s like being up 29 points in an NBA game.
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The SEC “protected” me by prohibiting me from investing in SpaceX for over a decade, causing retail investors to miss thousands of percent of returns that wealthy insiders got instead. Warren wants to fix this not by deregulation, but by a confiscatory wealth tax.
The SEC must delay the SpaceX IPO until investors are protected.
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Dems will look you straight in the face and tell you this is evil while they advocate to steal more of your money to pay for hospice scams in California
A man working as a welder at SpaceX for $28 an hour has just become a millionaire. Juan Hernandez, who came from Mexico, welded rockets for SpaceX at $28 an hour. SpaceX gave him $10,000 in stock when he went full time in 2015, and he bought more with every paycheck for 10 years. $SPCX is now trading at $167, making his shares worth over $1 million.
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Heh...
Are you not entertained?
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Pretty crazy that Elon is only worth $1 Trillion Thats like 200 miles of California high speed rail
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Syracuse folks, let that sink in ...
Replying to @sfmcguire79
Offering the discounts wasn’t enough to attract a full class, and those who enrolled will be paying less the whole time they’re there. “What students were telling us effectively was that they didn't believe what we were offering was worth what we were asking them today.”
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Hard to imagine becoming a trillionaire and not already believing your companies are the best organizations making the world a better place (not saying he's correct, but, like, clearly it's intuitive if you're him)
Really hard to imagine becoming a trillionaire and not wanting to immediately liquidate enough assets to give at least a few hundred billion to organizations making the world a better place.
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Mark Brown retweeted
will,,, welcome to the resistance
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