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Assassinate Henry Kissinger.
Jun 16
It’s 1995. You wake up. There’s no Wi-Fi. You don’t have a cell phone. You don’t have a computer. There is no Facebook/Instagram/TikTok 
What is the first thing that you do?
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The crazy thing about a hobby is that no one can actually stop me from being there. I’ll be as annoying as I want, I paid for the game like everyone else. You cannot keep me out, you cannot stop me. Die mad about it.
Jun 14
Video games are a male hobby, the difference is men are fine with you being in their hobby as long as you're not annoying. It's sort of like how make up is a predominantly female hobby/industry.
Men aren't bitching that you guys also get 75% market share of every clothing store either, cause we get it. Women buy more clothes than men it makes sense. Just like how men buy more video games than women do.
But it's funny how only one side of this upsets you
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Thank you to the thousands of City workers who kept New York running throughout the Knicks’ Finals run as well last night after yesterday’s celebrations.
To the members of the NYPD, FDNY, EMS, DSNY, DOT, and every City worker who showed up, did their job, and helped keep New Yorkers safe: I cannot thank you enough. Whether you were responding to emergencies, staffing events, directing traffic, cleaning our streets, or working behind the scenes in ways most people never see, your dedication made this historic moment possible for millions of New Yorkers.
By the time many of us woke up this morning, the city was ready for another day because of your work. I join millions of your fellow New Yorkers in saying thank you.
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Jun 13
All that money and @elonmusk still can't get laid without paying for it, first.
Jun 12
SpaceX's 11% share price boost has made Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire, controlling two of the world's largest companies. ft.trib.al/wHPQ9gw
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Jun 11
Dudes will binge watch the taken franchise then when real pedo human traffickers show up they vote for them 3 times and hang their flag on their truck
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Jun 11
Shut the fuck up, Hillary. The whole reason we're in this mess is because you and the DNC rat-fucked Bernie Sanders in 2016.
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Jun 11
This sounds like an overambitious promise that will never come to life and result in a half-assed mechanic, meaning the remake is staying extremely faithful to the original in this aspect
Jun 10
Fable NPC system is so sophisticated the devs are calling it a "life simulator"
You build reputation through your actions in the game, then each NPC has a different opinion of you based on your reputation.
You might have to become a rich business owner to impress and date one of the NPCs in the game, but another NPC will hate you for being so rich. As a consequence, that NPC could increase the prices on their merchandise when you visit their store.
Even small actions such as giving money to the homeless or evicting people out of their houses will impact your reputation, and this can be done at a very large scale, because you could:
- Buy every home in the world of Fable
- Evict everyone out of their homes
- Have every NPC now live on the street
Possibilities are quite literally endless here
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Jun 11
Platner wrote a ton about his political beliefs on Reddit. He didn’t think it’d be read. He was a woke BLM guy who talked about the struggles of LGBT marines & got into arguments with Holocaust revisionists. There is no Nazi on earth who would talk like this. It’s dispositive.
Jun 10
It’s notable that a whole Reddit account was uncovered where Platner made some posts that don’t show him in the greatest light, but not a single post points to any Nazi ideology whatsoever. You’d have to think an actual Nazi would have been posting some Nazi stuff, right?
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Jun 10
this is truly the nastiest read anyone in history has ever received😭
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what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Jun 10
I met one of my biggest online haters IRL. He pretended to be a fan.
He and his friend came up to me at an event and told me they recognized me & loved my work. I thanked them and told them to pull up their X accounts so I could follow them.
I instantly recognized his username. This man had called me a whøre, a slut, a libtard, you name it.
But why was he simping to my face?
Because in the real world, every MAGA incel is a little coward bıtch who stands for absolutely nothing.
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Jun 9
no because those with addiction still deserve to eat what the fuck is wrong with this shithole fucking country
Jun 9
RUMORS are flying that President Trump is considering drug-testing SNAP
recipients as part of the coming overhaul.
Do you support this move?
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Jun 9
Having trouble brainstorming and want to use AI? Talk to your friend with adhd. We have so many ideas and never drink water.
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The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776
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Jun 8
My late husband @Totalbiscuit being mentioned in a monetized lazy listicle video by @WatchMojo called "10 YouTubers Who Made Videos When They Knew They Were Dying" is tasteless enough. Plugging their AI slop music project in it as well? Unforgiveable. You should be ashamed.
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Jun 7
Assuming she didn't get them on Krypton before her powers developed, there's better than even odds the Fortress of Solitude has a Red Sun Room for if Clark needs surgery or some-such.
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if stellar blade was made in the west the protag would be a generic muscular white male with a stubble
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Jun 7
Pneumonia.
I wonder what on earth could have made people more vulnerable to pneumonia??
Jun 5
The super common disease that keeps killing your favorite stars - as Buffy's Anthony Head dies at 72 trib.al/IH6dvQC
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Jun 7
実は因果関係が逆で、元々はヒーマンやコナン・ザ・バーバリアンの女版として生まれたのがビキニアーマーの屈強な女戦士で、そこから後世になるにつれて筋肉が廃れた結果ビキニアーマーのみが残ったと思っています。
なので、ヒーマンが再評価されてこういう筋肉が再発見されるのは嬉しいですよね。
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RIP Noah from the Bible, you would have loved catching every Pokémon
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Yeah.
Jun 4
In 200 years we're gonna be fighting aliens with a rail gun built around an AR15 chasis and we should just accept that.
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