I love Taco Bell™ Algorand and @BaldJohnGreen. He’s big, he’s fast, he’s got a nice mustache.

Joined April 2009
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Replying to @famversedotxyz
H*ck yes, LET'S ACTUALLY GO! 🚀 HUGE thanks to the @famversedotxyz team and @AlgoDolan! I'm so hyped to see this win today! Might just have to hit the GLOOT to celebrate. Time to unleash some more MONSTRS! 👹🌪️ Have you tried the @DolanSwap preview yet?? 👀
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Day 3 of turning $25k into a $1M challenge
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They conned an autistic kid to pretend to be a “gunman” for their active shooter drill at rehearsal the week before Gave him a gun w blanks, told walk past security, climb roof and wait for signal Not read in security spotted him 30 mins before told “don’t shoot him”
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I'm buying $native.
I'm buying $native and yes, I'm giving it all away for skuli raffles. If you win some $native, buy raffle tickets. 100% of the proceeds go directly into the weekly drop wallet. It's a no fucking brainer. If you sell the $native you won, you're probably a bottom feeder.
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I'm buying $native and yes, I'm giving it all away for skuli raffles. If you win some $native, buy raffle tickets. 100% of the proceeds go directly into the weekly drop wallet. It's a no fucking brainer. If you sell the $native you won, you're probably a bottom feeder.
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How can one learn to write such beautiful bait?
The 'universal high income' guy now has *all* the money. I'm sure it'll trickle down any day now. He said it would... so it's gotta be true.
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ENOUGH
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Another skuli pet giveaway. Like, repost, and follow. I promise this one lasts longer.
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Put bacon on it. Doesn't matter what it is. Cheeseburger, hotdog, pizza, your wife or husband...it doesn't matter. It'll make it better. I promise. Also, buy a raffle ticket in either of these amazing $native raffles 👇 basicworld.vercel.app/Raffle…
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History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet. Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years. And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor. You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.
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The beginning is nigh.
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The truth about Algorand’s “birthday” is not what you think. Some claim it is the genesis block, which isn’t a block at all but rather a config file. Others are duodecimalists who count back to find the first actual block. The truth is that it all starts when in nineteen ninety eight the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16ft through an announcer's table.
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All you wanted was a simple life.
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$GONNA is not a token. GONNA is a movement. GONNA is Algorand's biggest fan. And GONNA is here to teach you why Algorand is the only chain that matters.
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🌞GM🤫Secret👀Frens👇 👊Head to  @Astro_Explorer_ Discord 👉Secret Shiba Room 2 Holder Prizes SK4L Zappy
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On this day 7 years ago, we produced block 0 on Algorand. 62 million blocks later, we're still running. No hitches, no downtime, not once. Here's to the next 7.
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The Pool Party is officially underway. Supply supported LP tokens to DorkFi Pools and put your liquidity to work. ✅ Earn trading fees ✅ Unlock WAD borrowing power ✅ Participate in UNIT governance ✅ Unlock the DorkFi credit layer Grab a floatie and dive in. #DorkFi $ALGO
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I used to think he was worthy of respect. That's been gone a long time. Go fishing Fonz.
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Some rando just dropped 1b $native into my wallet for giveaways. Please, if you win $native in the discord, buy raffle tickets. It only helps the community. Also, if you recognize the wallet, give him a shout out. 😉
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