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Chris Smith @cdsmith789

Evertonian. Editor. Miserable sod.

Joined May 2011
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Chris Smith retweeted
hussein@nxcci_ldn
Jun 10
Iraq, here I come. šŸ‡®šŸ‡¶ I'll be returning to Baghdad for the first time in 13 years, with COPA90, to document Iraq's first World Cup match in 40 years. The video will also touch on the themes of Iraqi identity, religion, grief, joy, & how football once saved Iraq. Stay tuned.
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Carly Lyes@Carly_Lyes
Jun 8
"The European mind can't comprehend the beauty of the American stadium" above a photo of some giant upturned Tupperware box with no roof 20 miles from the nearest pub with a Walmart build into one stand
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Tom@Tommos_16
19 Apr 2021
Replying to @AlexiLalas
You eat chicken from cans you big ginger cunt
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Stuā€™s Football Flashbacks@stusfootyflash
May 30
ā€œDeclan! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home, you're off the team, for good!"
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Callum McFadden@Callum7McFadden
May 19
Ermā€¦ George Graham was a former Arsenal player and led the club to two top flight titlesā€¦ Massive error on the Arsenal website.
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Duncan Alexander@oilysailor
May 16
ā€œeveryone wrote us offā€ says a player from a team who have won 14 of the last 15 league titles
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Tony Scott@Tony_Scott11
May 15
Everton have had as many penalties all season (2) as apologies from the KMI Pane & Howard Webb in the last week (2)!
Dale Johnson@DaleJohnsonBBC
May 15
Premier League's key match incidents panel logs three VAR errors: 1āƒ£ Penalty to Everton v Man City, holding by Silva on Rohl 2āƒ£ Penalty to West Ham at Brentford, holding by Lewis-Potter on Soucek 3āƒ£ No penalty to Bournemouth v Crystal Palace, no foul šŸ‘‡ bbc.co.uk/sport/football/artā€¦
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TheEvertonEnthusiast@EfcEnthusiast
May 12
Genuinely hilarious how unfit for purpose these referees are šŸ˜‚ #evertonfc #everton #EFC
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Ed McCosh@EdMc_Cosh
May 10
13 wins, 13 defeats, goal difference of exactly zero, fewer goals scored than the team in 16th, fewer conceded than the team in third. Truly, a performance most befitting of tenth place from those terribly terrific and terrifically terrible Toffees.
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You should have won then, you Moe Szyslak-looking gobshite.
Ed Aarons@ed_aarons
May 10
Glasner: "In the end it felt like Everton had played three days ago because we looked fresher."
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Jim Keoghan@jim_keoghan
May 10
Over the last 5 games Everton players have been fouled 37 times Number of bookings - 0
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utft@evertonthatffs
May 4
Replying to @luvvhuzz @aroyagain
ā€œAuraā€ shut up you fucking gimp
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Obviously he has to earn a living but Dale Johnson Hour on Twitter is one of the worst aspects of modern football.
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Michael Cox@Zonal_Marking
Apr 23
Replying to @sport_simon
I don't think you can rail against 'high performance' stuff and also be impressed by someone having double glazed windows to improve their sleep x.com/samuelluckhurst/statusā€¦

Samuel Luckhurst
@samuelluckhurst
Mar 2
Benjamin Sesko is such a perfectionist he had double-glazed windows fitted to his home to block out the air traffic noise from nearby Manchester Airport so his sleeping would improve #mufc thesun.co.uk/sport/38383136/ā€¦
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Adam@AdamHickin
Mar 23
Iā€™ve noticed a lot of people who never gave Jordan Pickford enough credit have started saying Jordan Pickford doesnā€™t get enough credit.
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mark normand
@marknorm
Mar 21
Magic ā€˜the gatheringā€™ Johnson
Polymarket Sports
@PolymarketSport
Mar 21
Cream Abdul-Jabbar Milk Chamberlin LeBron Frames Steph Blurry Larry Nerd
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@TheEstevaoView
Mar 21
He looked at the big screen, saw he was on it and reacted The most performative manager ever, pathetic x.com/youngjohne87765/statusā€¦

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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais
Mar 14
ITALY: Haha, we drink espresso in the dugout! DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Haha, weā€™re having so much fun hyping each other up! TEAM USA: Weā€™re listening to a man describe in detail the raid to kill Osama Bin Laden to prepare us to play Canada in baseball.
Jomboy Media
@JomboyMedia
Mar 14
Robert J. Oā€™Neill spoke in Team USAā€™s clubhouse ahead of their game vs. Canada Oā€™Neill was one of the members of SEAL Team Six that carried out the mission to kill Osama bin Laden
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Kevin Maguire
@Kevin_Maguire
Mar 9
Donald Trump just said people were ā€œwalking around with no legsā€ in Iran.
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Tomo@Tomocefc
Mar 5
Replying to @SpursOfficial
@SpursOfficial may I suggest holding a dog up above your head outside the stadium ?
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