Former Student-Athlete @ Augsburg College. A Diehard Minnesota Wild, Gopher, Vikings, Auggie, F1 & KFAN Radio Fan #F1 #Skol #mnwild #AuggiePride #SkiUMah〽️
Joined January 2012
- Tweets 23,265
- Following 848
- Followers 851
- Likes 241,499
2,248 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
18 Jul 2022
Just when I think #Westworld can’t be any more confusing
#Westworld;
4
32
165
Jun 13
2 is a dynasty
32
Christopher Hanson retweeted
Jun 12
Me: “Soccer is gay and stupid”
Also me tonight when America plays:
56
886
19,524
825,944
Christopher Hanson retweeted
Jun 12
🌟 TICKET GIVEAWAY 🌟
WWE SummerSlam is only 50 DAYS away! Enter now for your chance to win a Minnesota Vikings-branded title belt and a pair of two-day combo tickets to WWE SummerSlam at U.S. Bank Stadium on August 1 & 2!
Repost and follow us for your chance to win!
Sweepstakes ends Sunday, June 14 at 11:59 pm CT.
63
784
461
35,587
Christopher Hanson retweeted
Jun 11
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. A-Gap Power Fullback Maxxer 🫡
Every time you shift 3 Meatheads from the T-Formation to the Maryland-I, a Bald Eagle gets its wings 🇺🇸
34
139
1,644
194,635
Christopher Hanson retweeted
Jun 10
This is our version of the Notre-Dame de Paris fire
45
1,492
22,595
783,727
Christopher Hanson retweeted
Jun 10
Coors Light is rolling out a 'Tallerboy' for the World Cup that holds THREE beers in it
On sale tomorrow on Coors website
49
474
6,698
1,905,037
Jun 9
Michael McCarron re-signs with Wild for six years, foregoing UFA payday
By @joesmithnhl and me
nytimes.com/athletic/7322031… via @NYTimes
69
Christopher Hanson retweeted
Jun 8
NCAA tried to ruin Terrelle Pryor’s entire career over tattoos but if a Texas billionaire is willing to pay Pete Rose can start as your Quarterback
36
369
4,139
212,569
Was having a great test until this nightmare was spoken about again
Jun 8
I completely forgot that Max Brosmer played a full game vs the Lions in Week 17 last year:
-had a net of 3 passing yards!
-took 7 sacks
-completed 9 passes for 51 yards
MIN still won by double digits
first team this century to win by double digits w fewer than 5 net pass yards
68
Christopher Hanson retweeted
Watching footage from WW2 makes me realize how brave this generation was and how pathetic the current one is.
2,105
7,058
55,166
6,182,737
47
Christopher Hanson retweeted
Minnesota btw
Jun 6
These US stadiums have a horrible aesthetic
31
72
2,892
263,153
Christopher Hanson retweeted
The europoors make it so fucking easy, you almost start to feel bad. Almost.
146
334
13,276
1,025,790
Embarrassing
Jun 8
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
1
40
The fact the #mnwild are in this group shows the strides we have taken the last few years
Helene reports that Dylan Larkin gave #LGRW three teams where he'd accept a trade and believes those teams are: #FlaPanthers, #mnwild and #VGK.
1
252
1
79
Christopher Hanson retweeted
Jun 8
Me when the QB don’t take the checkdown I designed for him to win the game:
7
471
6,811
417,631
Christopher Hanson retweeted
This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time
Jun 7
One-word states with two-word capitals where neither word in the capital name has the same length as the state name
52
3,364
94,301
2,377,647