@chippel profile picture
Chip @chippel

Doctor of Etymology. The smartest guy you know. Follows, Retweets, Likes, and Endorsements are not endorsements even if explicitly stated other wise.

Joined January 2019
  • Tweets 72,476
  • Following 2,936
  • Followers 590
2,734 Photos and videos
They should get Kane Pixels to write and direct the FNaF 3 movie.
61
Chip retweeted
The Happy Smiler
@artchad
13h
Hockney is everything Warhol wanted to be. Hockney captured a spitting image of middle class consumerism, pop culture, and isolation. He did it alone with genuine talent and charisma. Warhol was a hack who desperately wanted to be cool. He made nothing of significance.
VICA@powerbottoming
Jun 12
David Hockney in 1971 and 2018
21
63
1,061
34,045
This is what the Family Guy finale would be like if it was written by TheMysteriousMrEnter.
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline
16h
An elderly Peter Griffin, beset by Alzheimer's, calls out "Lois? Lois, where are you?" A single tears drops down his cheek and he says "Lois, I'm scared." Sitting in a wheelchair, he stares at a lone tree out a window in the distance. He weakly call out "Lois?" Peter, his form dwarfed by the massive darkened windows of the Quahog Assisted Living once again calls out "Lois?"

ALT An elderly Peter Griffin, beset by Alzheimer's, calls out "Lois? Lois, where are you?" A single tears drops down his cheek and he says "Lois, I'm scared." Sitting in a wheelchair, he stares at a lone tree out a window in the distance. He weakly call out "Lois?" Peter, his form dwarfed by the massive darkened windows of the Quahog Assisted Living once again calls out "Lois?"
4
35
1,177
Chip retweeted
Rusty Cage
@RSTYCG
Jun 13
Everytime I get a notification like "thought this was rusty cage", I am always horrifically unprepared for the reference
Chip@chippel
Jun 13
Replying to @Lytherian
I thought this was @RSTYCG for a second.
5
4
231
6,107
Chip@chippel
Jun 13
They're just putting anything in the backrooms.
LH_ArtsandWorks (Comms 1/2)@LH_artsandworks
Jun 11
Still Life
1
142
Chip retweeted
Gene Parmesan
@dsonoiki
Jun 13
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are both 36 something so disgusting about a relationship with no age gap whatsoever she’s old enough to be his sister
455
221
8,389
7,862,348
Chip@chippel
Jun 12
This is God punishing you for getting a band logo tattoo of a groups that has exactly one good song. You might as well just asked for them to tatoo "Pumped Up Kick" on your forehead.
Dutchman_the_Agent@Dutch_Agent
Jun 12
Replying to @Dutch_Agent
Now, I regret it immensely, and whenever I think about it, that part of my arm starts to... Idk, burn isn't the right word, nor itch It isn't painful, but I definitely feel it when I consider it I've chosen to keep it As a reminder of how retarded I can be
125
Chip@chippel
Jun 10
I just had an epiphany the reason why Resident Evil 8 has werewolf people because they're "lichen-thropes." Lycanthrope means werewolf. Lichen is a type of moss/fungus. It's a word pun.
4
130
Chip@chippel
Jun 10
Fascism is a futurist ideology and you'd know that if you actually read any of the manifestos of actual fascists.
J. J. Ellis@jjellisart
Jun 10
Nostalgia is a tool of fascism, a warm, idealized version of a past that never truly existed. Do not catch yourself longing for The Corporate Wire Mother. There was no Golden Age; only advertisements for products that you were too young to defend yourself against.
1
164
Chip retweeted
Flesh Simulator
@fleshsimulator
Jun 10
HOW TO CLEAR YOUR NAME, or, "How To Stop Worrying And Melt Your Gangstalkers" (reuploading here since the original upload got report spammed by @PurgedMaoist @TylerWestside and @FalconryFinance)
45:35
228
228
2,611
127,814
Chip@chippel
Jun 9
Wiring Grandma into mycelium cluster like the Emperor of Mankind so she can continue to regal us with anecdotes about the first time she ever saw a black person.
Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnson
Jun 9
This is biblical. A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years. Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin. She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.
2
4
369
Chip@chippel
Jun 9
All I'm saying is that Petty was Anthony's lawyer things would've gone done much differently. He's be able to plea him down to trespassing and sodomy.
Pericles@PerryALPHA
Jun 9
Replying to @nypost
The Karmelo Anthony verdict shows America is not safe for black people. We as a community need to move to majority black countries
1
10
1,189
Chip@chippel
Jun 9
White women love blaming all men for things only the brown ones do.
𐚁
@Kaylavosss
Jun 7
I chose the bear frfr 🀒
Community note
There are no verifiable and credible sources for the events described in the image share.google/aimode/iieJIjZ…
2
2
285
Chip@chippel
Jun 9
Sluggo is the Platonic Ideal of the American Chud.
Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicutt
Jun 8
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 8,1950
P1- SLUGGO IS LOOKING AT HIS FACE IN A HANDHELD MIRROR SLUGGO: I CAN'T STAND MY FACE --- IT'S SO HOMELY P2- SLUGGO SEES HIS FACE IN THE REFLECTION OF A DOWNTOWN SHOP WINDOW SLUGGO: WHAT A PUSS P3- SLUGGO READS A POSTER ON A BUILDING IT'S YOUR DUTY TO HELP BEAUTIFY YOUR CITY P4- SLUGGO SADLY HAS PUT A MASK ON TO HIDE HIS FACE AS HE WALKS ALONE

ALT P1- SLUGGO IS LOOKING AT HIS FACE IN A HANDHELD MIRROR SLUGGO: I CAN'T STAND MY FACE --- IT'S SO HOMELY P2- SLUGGO SEES HIS FACE IN THE REFLECTION OF A DOWNTOWN SHOP WINDOW SLUGGO: WHAT A PUSS P3- SLUGGO READS A POSTER ON A BUILDING IT'S YOUR DUTY TO HELP BEAUTIFY YOUR CITY P4- SLUGGO SADLY HAS PUT A MASK ON TO HIDE HIS FACE AS HE WALKS ALONE
6
521
Chip@chippel
Jun 7
This is what the game should've looked like from the start.
The Big Pal πŸŽΈπŸ”«@Alpal_ultimate
Jun 6
Replying to @vaultsuits
I am a cyberpunk modder and this is my mod
4
1,246
Chip@chippel
Jun 7
Women out here really saying they'd rather be murdered than molested.
Czarina@fishontherun02
Jun 7
I have a cousin with down syndrome & by the time we were in our mid-20s she had been sexually assaulted or raped too many times to count. I just remember our mothers & aunts whispering, trying to figure out how to protect a person who makes an incredibly easy target for predators
544
Chip@chippel
Jun 7
The backrooms is a 4chan IP.
rubysvn DELTARUNE IS APPROACHING@rubysvndev
Jun 7
Replying to @rubysvndev
this is a monkeys paw because i really love the film but now chuds are on the backrooms bandwagon and it pisses me the fuck off πŸ’”
286
Chip retweeted
FERRANTE@ferranteartes
Jun 6
THE MIDNIGHT SONS
93
2,282
19,069
339,467
Chip retweeted
HWIOC@NobodyIsOurGuy
Jun 6
Replying to @chippel
The Jackie Chan crossover, whatever happened there.
1
1
235
I like the dual implications that Sluggo and Nancy do this often enough that the soda jerk knows what it means when he walks in brandishing a gun AND that Sluggo often does this with more powerful firearms and presumably the ceiling has a dozen bullet holes in it
Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicutt
Jun 6
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 6,1950
P1-NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE AT THE COUNTER OF A LOCAL SHOP,SLUGGO TELLS THE CLERK SLUGGO: YOU'LL HAVE TO USE TH CAP PISTOL TODAY CLERK:O.K. P2- CLERK HOLDING UP THE CAP PISTOL: GET READY--- GET SET--- P3- THE CLERK FIRES THE CAP PISTOL BANG NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE SITTING AT A TABLE THEY ARE SHARING A LARGE ICE CREAM SODA WITH A STRAW EACH THEY ARE COMPETING TO SEE WHO CAN DRINK THE MOST ICE CREAM SODA SLURP

ALT P1-NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE AT THE COUNTER OF A LOCAL SHOP,SLUGGO TELLS THE CLERK SLUGGO: YOU'LL HAVE TO USE TH CAP PISTOL TODAY CLERK:O.K. P2- CLERK HOLDING UP THE CAP PISTOL: GET READY--- GET SET--- P3- THE CLERK FIRES THE CAP PISTOL BANG NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE SITTING AT A TABLE THEY ARE SHARING A LARGE ICE CREAM SODA WITH A STRAW EACH THEY ARE COMPETING TO SEE WHO CAN DRINK THE MOST ICE CREAM SODA SLURP

16
214
4,686
129,570
Load more