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the chlorb @chlorbus

whimsical freak

Joined December 2018
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disclosure day taught me that empathy is for girls and math is for boys. that said i did like it #hopecore #empathy #joshears
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cheyenne@idkcheyenne13
Jun 14
MY FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS JUST WON LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS
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dad called me today to say fuck james dolan and to “make sure i saw tay tay’s funny shirt.” familial love is alive and knicks in five. as a fan of exactly two weeks this means so much to me
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bald ann dowd
@ali_sivi
Jun 10
fleabag season 2 is so fucked up i can't even think about it without having to crush a dry cough drop between my wisdom teeth
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really embarrassing part of my life rn is that the two movies for which i’m buying advance tickets this summer are a Nolan and a Spielberg…. i’ve gone mainstream….
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in MT01, both candidates were at some point student body president at the same university (University of Montana)
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just got dumped by the same guy for a third time but fortunately there are a lot of great ossoff speech clips to watch so i’ll make it
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being 5 minutes late is a sign of respect in my culture
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Soul Candy@SenatorLuma
May 15
they should make college students who do the readings i think. have they considered this. who is working on this
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CrunchWrap Supreme Leader
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Kevin Van Valkenburg
@KVanValkenburg
May 11
This reader comment on a NY Times column where Ross Douthat ponders that maybe God is speaking to us through A.I. is an absolute fastball on the corner with movement, and deserves a column. "Lightening was once mysterious too; mystery did not make Zeus correct" is perfect.
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Hadas Weiss@weiss_hadas
May 10
non academics be like what are your plans for the weekend
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firefighting is summer camp for adult men
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jack antonoff works for the cia
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⚭@lekimgym
May 9
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Amanda Killian@eroscestlavie_x
May 4
[wildly misinterpreting the question and thinking this person is asking what artist could render an aerial landscape with heavy geometric features and coastline] Wayne Thiebaud of course
arianators wildin
@arianatorswildt
May 3
name an artist that could do this
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recent scenes from my kitchen. if anyone wants to look past my glaring personality issues this could be yours
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c@c110101101
May 1
They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year
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epic cat looking galaxy glasses@FaggotLabubu
Apr 30
what if soap was spelt sope
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thanatos@PEZOLCFTD
Apr 30
I COULD BE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND. WASTED TALENT. SAD!
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