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Chris Hummert @chrishummert

I have a bear rug in my home. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move. opinions=my own

Joined May 2009
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Observation today. I dropped cable service since I stream everything and took my equipment to the xfinity store. I waited with 8 other people in the store. 7 of them also appeared to be dropping cable. Streaming for sports will never work (sarcasm PAC-10 Traitors) @TheDigitalDam
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MrBeast
@MrBeast
22 Jan 2024
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Today was a great day to be a Beaver (or Coug).
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Bray is starting off as a HOF level coach
Andrew Nemec
@AndrewNemec
4 Dec 2023
Coach Trent Bray's popularity rating raises in Corvallis! 😆
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H𝐎mer@OregonHomer
4 Dec 2023
Friendly Reminder that ESPN and its affiliates have now: - Destroyed the Pac-12 - Relegated the Big Twelve to borderline G5 - Begun the total collapse of the ACC - Put a 1-Loss SEC team in the playoff over an undefeated conference champion - Orchestrated Texas and OU to the SEC
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In San Diego for a conference this week. What breweries and bars are worth checking out. Anyone know of some hidden speakeasy’s? #SanDiego
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Holy crap. The questions from congress members to the CEO of TikTok are embarrassingly cringe worthy. It’s amazing that we let the people who can’t tell the difference between a router and a switch, regulate the technology industry. #TikTok #Congress
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@cathymcmorris was one of the worst of them. You need to do better. Have your staff better educate you on tech issues or go to a committee where you don’t need to weigh in on them.
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If you need your grandkids to hook your iPad up to wifi, you shouldn’t be making laws involving technology. #TikTok #Congress
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This is my yearly reminder that I didn’t make the @TomCruise Christmas Cake list. Crossing my fingers for next year.
Dear @Verizon why is your service at DFW absolute horseshit? What the hell am I being overcharged for every month?
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My favorite part of this tweet was that I couldn’t send it until we took off, got high enough that they turned on wifi. Then I had to use the airplanes satellite uplink to tell @VerizonSupport how much their service sucks. What an amazing company.
Im ironically tweeting a picture of the Twitter HQ
Doesn’t matter what happens the rest of the tournament, this kid leaves as the real winner
Kevin Dalton
@TheKevinDalton
9 Aug 2022
Hate is learned. This is who we really are
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That warning sticker just makes me want to touch it…..
She said what I’m feeling.
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Crazy weekend of paintball at Supergame this weekend. Physically and mentally exhausted now that it’s over and the adrenaline stopped flowing. Great seeing everyone again.
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Oh crap! I have to give that presentation in 15 minutes? Panic and butterflies setting in…..
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New organization cabinet for my garage. Next up is one for all my Homebrew supplies.
Windows XP in the wild. This time at the McDonalds in Sisters Oregon.
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